HOSTS Directed by: Adam Leader and Richard Oakes Written by: Adam Leader Distributor: Dark Sky Films Produced by: Gillan Williams and Craig Hinde Cast: Neal Ward (Two Graves, To Dream), Samantha Loxley (Election Night, Skin Deep), Frank Jakeman (A View to Kill, Rise of the Krays), Nadia Lamin, Lee Hunter (Vikings, Eastenders), Jennifer Preston, Buddy Skelton a lean, mean, uncompromising, brutal film that will leave the viewer wishing they had a bigger sofa to hide behind, and double-checking the door locks before heading off to bed. Well, 2020 has been the year that came the closest to breaking me and so many of the readers of the site. If it was a horror movie, 2020 would have been laughed out of the cinema for being far too unbelievable, stupid, and filled with a cast of characters so unrelatable that no one would want to spend a minute in their company, let alone 90 minutes or more. Thankfully, though for the horror movie fans 2020, has been an exceptional year, one of the best vintages for a long time. With such greats as VFW, Relic, Sea Fever, The Wretched, The Platform, and Host. And now heading to a screen near you is the latest film to get the Ginger Nuts of Horror's seal of approval, Hosts. Now pay attention here this is Hosts not Host, confusing I know, but Hosts had finished production before Host was even first heard off on the horror social media scene, but leaving aside any confusion, what we as horror fans are left with is, is two films with similar-sounding titles that should both rank in everyone's top ten horror films of the year. First conceived by writers and directors Adam Leader and Richard Oakes in 2018, Hosts confirms the well-known notion that Christmas is not what it is all cracked up to be. When a family invites their neighbours, over for dinner on Christmas Eve, they do not realise that their friends are now hosts (see that's where the name comes from), to demonic forces, and they soon find themselves fighting for their lives as their neighbours decide that this will be a Christmas nobody forgets. This is going to be a hard review to write, not because of my feelings towards this film, hell I loved it, but more because it is one of those films that you need to watch knowing as little about it as possible, to gain the full effect. There are several crucial scenes whose impact will be significantly lessened if you are waiting for them to happen. One scene, in particular, left me with the same cold, numb and stunned feeling that I felt after watching Once Were Warriors for the first time. It was so powerful and shocking that I had to pause the screener I was given and get up, to go for a walk and quick smoke. The timing, in terms of the lead up to the scene, and how the scene plays out were a perfect example of a director, cast and writer working together and knowing exactly what was needed for the film to ensure anyone, even a jaded horror fan like myself, would be shocked to the core. However, a horror film shouldn't be judged on scene alone, we all know that for a horror film to work, we have to be engaged from the first shot to the final shot, and if it is terrific, we are still engaged long after the final credit has rolled. (it's been just over a week since I watched Hosts, and I am still mulling it over in my mind such is the effectiveness of this film). While the film itself is relatively simple in concept, mashing a home invasion thriller like The Strangers with a demonic possession film such as The Fallen, its execution on all levels is nothing short of scintillating. From the low key opening scene, up to when the two possessed neighbours enter the house we are lulled into a false sense of security, yes we know there is going to be something nasty on the horizon; otherwise, this wouldn't be an horror film. But as soon as they enter the house, the tension is layered on with a precision we normally only expect from a seasoned horror director, with every element of the cast and production team working in perfect unison to create a genuinely unsettling experience. Adam and Richard's direction is tight, and on point throughout the film, but respectful enough to allow the small cast of characters to riff of each other's performances. Their direction also has impeccable timing; there are scenes in this film where the driving beats hit that massive bass drum sending booms of terror right into the middle of your gut. No scene outstays its welcome, there isn't a point in the film where your attention wanders, waiting for the story to move to the next stage. Much of the success of the film's directional success could be down to their experiences of music video production, but either way, this is a directing duo, that have great things ahead of them. As mentioned above, in term of plot points and narrative structure this is, at its heart, a pretty simple movie, which is by no means a criticism, I particularly loved how there is very little time given over to unnecessary, heavy-handed exposition. Within minutes we know what is going on, thanks to the creative use of a news report, we know the couple are the latest victims of a demonic plague. We know that terrible things are going to happen to the neighbours, and that's pretty much it in terms of a background story. The effectiveness of the film would have been hampered if there was any attempt at trying to expand on this. Those of you looking for a nice neat, thoroughly explained film might have to leave your expectations at the door. Hosts plays its cards very close to its chest and keeps its poker face unflinching until it's time to reveal the royal flush (note I have no idea if that's the best hand in poker). The film also looks stunning, the use of the limited locations is used to their full potential, with some fantastic shooting angles and repeating motifs, the Stag head, in particular, is a stroke of genius. I loved the way it was used as a sort of a scene break, and a foreboding precursor for the things to come. The colour-grading used throughout the movie is also excellent, with a special shout out to the outdoor scenes, the electric blue wash given these shots lends the film an otherworldly sense of dread and disorientation. Wrapping up everything that we see on the screen is a sumptuous score by Benjamin Symons. The mark of a great score is one that never becomes obtrusive, but understands that its purpose is to lift what is happening on the screen without it taking over. Symons' score adds a wonderful layer of creepy tension to the film complementing each scene to the fullest. But all of this is a moot point if the acting can't live up to the technical production side of a film. When a film relies on the performances of seven actors, for its entire run, there needs to be a strong sense of compatibility between the actors. The ensemble cast of Hosts is a tight knit entity, Frank Jakeman (A View to Kill, Rise of the Krays), Nadia Lamin, Lee Hunter (Vikings, Eastenders), Jennifer Preston, Buddy Skelton, deliver accomplished performances of the family brutalised by their neighbours. The nuanced acting allows the viewer to become completely immersed in their plight, and even allowed for a suspension of disbelief with regards to how the characters react to a specific scene. I was initially a bit put off by it, but after dwelling on the scene, and those leading up to it, I can now see it as a refined portrayal of shock and grief. A great horror film needs a great monster or two, and with Neal Ward (Two Graves, To Dream), and Samantha Loxley Hosts has two gloriously gruesome monsters. Whether they are coming across as cold faced emotionless dinner guests, or when they kick it up a gear to the utter embodiment of psychotic killer, you can see that they are relishing the opportunity to flex their acting muscles. They say it's in the eyes, and both Neal and Samantha, have that cold, cold stare of a real killer. And yet even when they are maxing out on the psych front, their performances remain wholly grounded. One of my biggest gripes in horror films where the monster is human is far too many times the depiction drifts into pantomime villain territory. Thankfully both Neal and Samantha have the acting chops to prevent this from ever coming close to happening. There is a scene in the attic of the house that displays their refined acting ability correctly, but you will be captivated by their performance throughout the film. Also of note, the chemistry between Nadia and Samantha was another highlight of the film. There is a sort of ying-yang thing going on here with Nadia's emotionally charged depiction of a doe eyed victim contrasting perfectly with cold unflinching portrayal of the possessed killer. There is a underplayed fragility to Nadia's performance, more than matches the psychotic performances from Samantha and Neil. I'd hate this year to be the year where two films went head to head just for the sake of having similar titles, I loved Host, and I love Hosts, they are two completely different films that share nothing other than their names. And this reviewer is not going to do either film a disservice by saying which one they preferred, even if they both feature in my top 5 films of the year. What I will say though, is this, Hosts is a triumph of filmmaking, acting and storytelling, a lean, mean, uncompromising, brutal film that will leave the viewer wishing they had a bigger sofa to hide behind, and double-checking the door locks before heading off to bed. read our interview with Richard and Adam hereCALEB WATCHES MOVIES: SHE DIES TOMORROW
29/9/2020
there's no, fuck I hate using this term, I hate it because people use it at work all the time, but it works here... there's no sense of urgency.... the film is just a fucking draaag A woman's conviction that she will die tomorrow spreads like a contagion through a town. Director: Amy Seimetz Producer: Justin Benson, David Lawson Jr., Aaron Moorhead, Amy Seimetz Writer: Amy Seimetz ![]() Caleb grew up all over the Midwest of the United States, but eventually settled on calling Saginaw, MI his home. His earliest memories are of watching movies ranging from Tim Burton’s Batman to Back to the Future; which some would consider to be a horror film (his mom wants to sleep with him – come on). He spent his time in undergrad at Saginaw Valley State University where he study the craft of acting. He starred in over 20 productions there including Pippin, The Crucible, The Andrews Brothers, and One for the Pot. He also received the award for Outstanding Theatre Major during his senior year. Caleb decided to continue his theatrical education by attending grad school at Eastern Michigan University, where he received an MA in theatre performance. There he developed his love for teaching and furthered his love of movie watching. Caleb is currently an Adjunct Instructor at SVSU, where he teaches theatre to non-theatre majors and education majors. In 2017, Caleb decided to develop his own creative outlet that would fulfill his desire to perform and his desire to watch movies. So, he launched his YouTube channel called Caleb Watches Movies, where he randomly selects films that he owns from all genres and produces a review from the average person’s perceptive. It is a great mixture of humor, performance, realness, and honesty. The channel has seen tremendous growth in a short amount of time, and it is also Caleb’s catalyst to etch his legacy in a recorded medium. He currently resides in Kalamazoo, MI with his wife, cat-sons and cat-daughters. https://www.youtube.com/c/CalebWatchesMovies https://www.facebook.com/CalebWatchesMovies https://twitter.com/Calebwatchmovie www.instagram.com/calebwatchesmovies/ All in all, it’s a very solid film. The frigid tension and claustrophobia is palpable. Though the faults are pretty obvious. Director: Brendan Walsh Producers: Brendan Walsh, Amanda Bowers, Screenplay: Brendan Walsh, Daley Nixon In Norway for a small book tour, Naomi (Genesis Rodriguez) and Matt (Vincent Piazza), pull over on a desolate road and sleep in their car overnight to avoid a nasty storm. When they wake up, they find themselves snowed in. The windows and doors are frozen shut, the car won’t start and it’s 2002 so they only have an old cellphone with no service. On top of all that, Naomi is pregnant. Based on true events, the limits are inherent in the premise, things can only advance and build so much given the dramatic situation, and what’s more we know we’re trapped in this car for the duration, so there won’t be too many surprises along the way. Directed by Brendan Walsh and written by Walsh and Daley Nixon, they do an admirable job of using their limitations to create conflict between the couple and build tension. The cinematography and the claustrophobia of the car really make the viewer crave that escape. And Rodriguez and Piazza play off each other well, creating believable characters and drawing us into the story. There are more twists and turns in store than I anticipated, but eventually my suspension of disbelief was shattered when a snowplow passed within feet of their car (since they were on the side of a road that’s in regular use) and they didn’t break out and chase after it, or at least follow it to the nearest village, gas station, anything. Or better yet follow the path it has plowed, it must lead somewhere if they’re plowing it for vehicles to drive through. Granted, it may take some time for them to break through the ice, it doesn’t quite make sense that wouldn’t be their focus from then on. All in all, it’s a very solid film. The frigid tension and claustrophobia is palpable. Though the faults are pretty obvious. (3 out of 5) Review by Kyle Hintz caleb watches movies review of centigrade![]() Caleb grew up all over the Midwest of the United States, but eventually settled on calling Saginaw, MI his home. His earliest memories are of watching movies ranging from Tim Burton’s Batman to Back to the Future; which some would consider to be a horror film (his mom wants to sleep with him – come on). He spent his time in undergrad at Saginaw Valley State University where he study the craft of acting. He starred in over 20 productions there including Pippin, The Crucible, The Andrews Brothers, and One for the Pot. He also received the award for Outstanding Theatre Major during his senior year. Caleb decided to continue his theatrical education by attending grad school at Eastern Michigan University, where he received an MA in theatre performance. There he developed his love for teaching and furthered his love of movie watching. Caleb is currently an Adjunct Instructor at SVSU, where he teaches theatre to non-theatre majors and education majors. In 2017, Caleb decided to develop his own creative outlet that would fulfill his desire to perform and his desire to watch movies. So, he launched his YouTube channel called Caleb Watches Movies, where he randomly selects films that he owns from all genres and produces a review from the average person’s perceptive. It is a great mixture of humor, performance, realness, and honesty. The channel has seen tremendous growth in a short amount of time, and it is also Caleb’s catalyst to etch his legacy in a recorded medium. He currently resides in Kalamazoo, MI with his wife, cat-sons and cat-daughters. https://www.youtube.com/c/CalebWatchesMovies https://www.facebook.com/CalebWatchesMovies https://twitter.com/Calebwatchmovie www.instagram.com/calebwatchesmovies/ FANTASIA 2020 FILM FESTIVAL: DETENTION
27/9/2020
In order to give what we believe to be a more unbiased constructive criticism of the piece, the members of Bloodhound Pix are tackling each review as a panel of three. None of the members know the others’ thoughts on the content until after they submit their initial response. Director: John Hsu Writers: Shih-Keng Chien, Lyra Fu, John Hsu Starring: Gingle Wang, Meng-Po Fu, Jing-Hua Tseng In 1962 Taiwan during the White Terror martial law period, Fang Ray Shin, a female student at the hillside Greenwood High School is attending counselling with teacher Mr. Chang, and they gradually fall in love. It was a dangerous period where sensitive books were banned and free speech were restricted, but Mr. Chang secretly organised a study group for banned books, together with fellow teacher Miss Yin and male student Wei Chong Ting. (Based on the video game of the same name). Initial ReactionK. Detention uses the horror genre to illustrate the terror of fascism and martial law. After setting up the underground book club and the stakes attached to it, the film plays out in a sort of nightmare: Wei (Jing-Hua Tseng) and Fang (Gingle Wang) are trapped in the school after dark and discover that the underground book club has been sussed out and their friends have been tortured and executed. A series of flashbacks clarify the action as they try to find the traitor in their midst and stay one step ahead of an authoritarian demon. Based on the video game of the same name, which I’m sure provided a wealth of source material as did the historical setting, this is a really a triumph of horror filmmaking. It takes a setting that could risk being boring and makes it not only relatable but emotionally relevant. All across the board from the acting to the visual design, the film is richly textured and has an eerie atmosphere. The location of a creepy school at night is so simple as to almost be cliche but they make it work and populate it with their own unique monsters. There’s also moments of quiet beauty in Fang’s romance with Mr. Zhang (Meng-Po Fu) and in the bittersweet denouement. The game was already on my radar as one to check out but I can say I’ll definitely be playing it soon and as far as video game adaptations go, this is a new gold standard of quality and nuance. Highly recommended for horror fans and just movie fans in general. C. Nowhere else can you find such dread-filled, atmospheric ghost tales as you do within Asian cinema. While there was a time that most would generalize a whole continent’s horror cinema to the Japanese horror boom in the 00s that led to a slew of American (jump-scare-heavy) remakes, what many forget is the original films were deep, philosophical pieces that utilized tension and despair instead of the “gimmicks” which invoke a quick scare to the audience. Don’t get me wrong, I love a great jump scare but there’s so many layers to these movies that get overlooked or lost in translation. Detention deservedly fits right in with the list of effective and haunting ghost stories. I know Kyle will mention the synopsis and probably the fact that it is based off of a video game, so I won’t have you reread the same information. That being said as someone who hasn’t played the game I think this works incredibly well as a movie and not a company cashing in on an adaptation. While Pyramid Head is replaced by some equally terrifying creatures, it has some real Silent Hill vibes revolving around characters stuck in an almost alternate dimension or hellish version of their school, even to the point that they are unable to leave due to the road out being destroyed. The development of the story also contains a goal-oriented structure (get the keys from the Janitor to unlock the room, move onto the next area to get more clues, avoid the creatures, etc.) that can be associated with a video game. While I followed along pretty well I got the sense that there’s certain pieces of the puzzle that will require multiple viewings, which I’m guessing the game provides more explanation to certain elements of ambiguity but it wasn’t anything big enough to take me out of the viewing. There are also a few plot devices that may be cause for commentary from a western audience in the modern era, such as a 14 or 15-year-old (Fang) having an affair with her teacher (Mr. Chang), which isn’t handled as effectively as it probably should be. It gets into that weird area of understanding the time period and cultural context but if you’re making a period piece from a modern lens then you have to acknowledge the issue. Ultimately I don’t have a lot of criticism, this is a masterful piece of horror cinema that fires on all cylinders. From minute one I was hooked, because the movie gets right into it, entering the hellish landscape within the first ten minutes. But even before the supernatural elements come along we are presented with the much scarier threat of fascism. That constant theme throughout is what really elevates Detention from, not only an outstanding eerie paranormal tale but to a substantial work of political horror. J. Beautifully depressed. That’s the feeling I had when the credits rolled. That, and if you’re an adolescent, high school aged kid in an Asian film you’re gonna have a really fuckin’ bad day. This film was pretty amazing to me. It plays out in this odd, dream-like logic which is the first thing that would never get something like it green lit in America. The structure is set up like chapters in a book, because book club motherfuckers. It was creepy as all hell with a magnificent monster that was all CGI but still looked fuckin’ amazing. Funny thing too, it really tugged at the old heart strings, at least for me, which is saying something because I have to check my own pulse regularly. I’m not sure I knew what was going on, plot wise, a lot of the time but it didn’t really matter. The film is gorgeously shot and never boring so you’ll make it whether you understand it or not. Response C. This is one we all agree on (unless someone changed their mind) and I am so happy that we got to end with it. There isn’t really anything else I can add besides it has easily been my favorite movie from Fantasia by a mile and is currently onto my “top 10” of the year list. Now comes the constant searching for when it will be available on blu-ray in the States. J. Seriously, see this when it’s available. K. This a resounding recommendation on all our parts. A thoughtful, emotionally centered horror film that uses the genre to deal with complex political issues in a way that isn’t boring or heavy-handed, and based on a video game, no less. It’s really a triumph of cinematic storytelling. Bloodhound’s average score: 5 out of 5 Bloodhound Pix is made up of: Craig Draheim, Josh Lee, and Kyle Hintz Follow them at https://www.twitter.com/BloodhoundPix https://www.facebook.com/BloodhoundPix/ https:/www.instagram.com/bloodhoundpix/ Be on the lookout for new episodes of the Bloodhound Pix Podcast every Tuesday. Available on Itunes, Youtube, and Soundcloud. Thank you to FANTASIA 2020 FILM FESTIVAL for providing a screener for this film. More information on the festival can be found here https://fantasiafestival.com/en/
In order to give what we believe to be a more unbiased constructive criticism of the piece, the members of Bloodhound Pix are tackling each review as a panel of three. None of the members know the others’ thoughts on the content until after they submit their initial response. Writer/Director: Amelia Moses Starring: Lee Marshall, Lauren Beatty, Aris Tyros During a winter getaway at an isolated cabin, a self-destructive young woman becomes convinced that her best friend is stealing her blood. Initial ReactionK. Bleed with Me revolves around a couple, Emily (Lauren Beatty) and Brendan (Aris Tyros) and their friend Rowan (Lee Marshall), who go to a cabin for a vacation. It’s immediately clear that Emily has taken the slightly introverted Rowan under her wing and that Brendan isn’t pleased to have her along for the vacation. This tension sets Rowan ill at ease as do her recurring nightmares of Emily drinking her blood. Is she losing her mind or is Emily some kind of modern vampire? So far this sounds like a decent setup for a low budget horror film. Unfortunately, it crawls along with underwritten scenes and dull dialogue as the 3 characters search for the lost thread of the plot. The imbalanced relationship between Emily and Rowan is never elaborated, nor is the rocky romance between Emily and Brendan, or last minute subplot about Emily’s younger sister who died in an accident during their childhood. When all this late night blood sucking comes to a head in a sudden act of violence we’re left with more questions than answers...in a bad way. It’s an ambiguous ending to an ambiguous film that never went beneath the surface of its own premise. That being said, Lee Marshall turns in a vulnerable performance as Rowan, it’s a shame the writing wasn’t more fleshed out. Like every other one of these festival duds, the technical craftsmanship is adequate, reminding us once again that a good story is the most important tool of all. J. This film has some ideas that are intriguing but buried somewhere inside the story that isn’t really a story. Things are touched on but that’s about it. Nothing is fleshed out or elaborated. It leaves you with a thousand questions that are never answered. Not one goddamn question the audience has gets answered. Even something as simple as, how the hell is the person catching the rabbits and hanging them from trees doing it? And why? There’s a vampirism thing going on that doesn’t really go anywhere, like everything else. There’s mental illness things going on. The best scenes of the film for me were dreams and that doesn’t really count… which also doesn’t really go anywhere. Craig is gonna mention mumblecore and this would fit that description but the film needs to do more in terms of… I dunno, something. Literally everything is left ambiguous and I’m not one that has to have shit explained all across the board but this gets frustrating and repetitive to boot. On top of the location being top notch, there’s also a scene where Brendon is reading a Tales From the Crypt comic. And that’s about the extent of the praise. If you want to set up a vampire possibility but we see all of these characters in broad daylight at minute 10 that’s not gonna work. As far as I’m concerned you can play with the lore but not having real, honest-to-God vampires in daylight. Not acceptable. Frustrating is the best word for this film. C. I’m all for intimate vampire-like tales that are presented more as a character study or psychological drama, The Habit, Ganja and Hess, Daughters of Darkness, even to the more recent Bliss. I feel the subject of vampirism offers a lot of opportunity for storytellers to deal with a lot of subject matter from addiction to sexual awakening. Also marketed as Canadian body horror, which it’s not, but I must admit there were some high hopes going into Bleed with Me. That being said there are many elements within the movie that work incredibly well, from the acting, premise, setup, build of tension, and its visual and audio techniques. To its benefit it willingly places itself in the niche horror category of mumblegore (the horror equivalent to mumblecore), a dialogue-heavy style within the independent industry that relies mainly on character and relationships than plot. As I know Kyle will brilliantly incorporate what little plot there is into his reaction, I’ll avoid the repetition. However, it revolves around a couple (Emily and Brendan) that find their relationship becoming strained, as Brendan has turned into more of a caretaker for Emily than it being a mutual give-and-take relationship. Emily invites her new friend (Rowan) to tag along on this intimate weekend getaway, ultimately causing tension between everyone. During the trip, Rowan begins to suspect Emily is draining her blood each night. Is Emily a vampire or is Rowan suffering from a mental health crisis, which is hinted at. While I acknowledge there are many aspects of this movie that I really enjoyed and I admit good chunks had me entirely engaged, because it’s a great showcase of talent for all involved. Unfortunately Bleed with Me finds itself stuck in the trap with a lot of films of that style. It doesn’t really go anywhere and becomes very repetitive, making it’s 80 minute runtime feel a lot longer. It makes the misstep of focusing so much on the atmosphere that after the initial tension subsides I sat there in a constant state of “okay, what’s next?”. If you’re going to skimp on plot then you really have to knock it out of the park with your characters’ arcs (which you should knock it out of the park with your characters all the time). The films I mentioned in the beginning offer such emotional, philosophical, or psychological depth that pull you in a way that story isn’t necessary. This has that potential but never gets around to it, because the film is naturalistic to a fault. Yes, if you were going to go on real romantic getaway with your partner and their friend tags along, you’d avoid discussing the issues but that’s why cinema isn’t real life. Subtext is great in characters but at some point stuff has to happen or be brought into the light. ResponseC. For fans of mumblecore/mumblegore I’d suggest it, as it’s a piece that shows a lot of promise for all those involved. Part of me is in that group and wants to promote it for that reason but in the end it was just one of those movies that are forgotten five minutes after the credits have ended. AND YES JOSH I WILL MENTION MUMBLECORE EVERY DAMN DAY IF I CAN! J. I’ve seen worse, so if our responses sound like something you’d be interested in, give it a look but don’t be disappointed when the film disappoints you. I’m sorry, frustrates you. K. Mumblecore, mumblegore, call it what you will. At the end of the day, you can tout all its “artistic” merits, but it doesn’t succeed in the horror/thriller/vampire/tension department. Josh summed it up in one word: “frustrating”. That being said, I think with a better story the filmmakers could make something good. Bloodhound’s average score: 2 out of 5 Follow them at https://www.twitter.com/BloodhoundPix https://www.facebook.com/BloodhoundPix/ https:/www.instagram.com/bloodhoundpix/ Be on the lookout for new episodes of the Bloodhound Pix Podcast every Tuesday. Available on Itunes, Youtube, and Soundcloud. Thank you to FANTASIA 2020 FILM FESTIVAL for providing a screener for this film. More information on the festival can be found here https://fantasiafestival.com/en/
In order to give what we believe to be a more unbiased constructive criticism of the piece, the members of Bloodhound Pix are tackling each review as a panel of three. None of the members know the others’ thoughts on the content until after they submit their initial response. Director: Lloyd Kaufman Writers: Brandon Bassham, Lloyd Kaufman, Gabriel Friedman, William Shakespeare Starring: Lloyd Kaufman, Erin Patrick Miller, Abraham Sparrow Two decades after "Tromeo and Juliet", Lloyd Kaufman and The Troma Team go Back to The Bard for a TROMAtic adaptation of Shakespeare's "The Tempest". Initial ReactionC. Here we go, TROMA. Upon its opening #ShakespeareShitstorm takes a sledgehammer approach to the hypocrisy and ludacris reaction on both sides of “cancel culture” or “PC culture.” Those familiar with Troma will know what they’re getting into, for those that don’t, it’s an intelligent discussion told through the filter of a hormonal preteen. Imagine a live action South Park get into a car wreck and you’ll get an essence of TROMA Let’s just say within the first 15 minutes we are put through multiple suicides, total debauchery on a yacht, a drug to make entitled kids feel safe and an extensive whale poo scene which turns into a shitstorm or “shit orgy!” for others. So yeah… the story is meant to be an adaptation of Shakespeare’s The Tempest, while incorporating other bits of his works and that Troma flair. I respect what Troma has done since I believe they’ve played an important role in the modern industry, and Lloyd Kaufman is a genius in his own right. For fans of this company and brand of entertainment, this is pinnacle Troma. If this was the last film this company makes it would act as an incredible culmination of everything they’ve done. It’s difficult as a reviewer to criticize this as the insane nature, poor quality, etc. is all part of the Troma package. There’s even a monologue within the climax that discusses entertainment criticism, blogs, social media warriors and so on. It adds a layer of difficulty for reviewers because if they are criticizing the movie, then they’re a part of the problem that is being addressed. As this has popped up in several movies now during this age of social media, instant response, I’ve always found it to be lazy and weak. The mentality, even if subconscious, feels like they’re going, “see, you can’t say anything against us or we’re only being proven right. Ha Ha Ha.” There’s a certain current leader of a country that uses that same logic and is satirized in the movie. Actually if that section wasn’t in there I wouldn’t have anything to say because outside of personal taste it’s exactly what you sign up for with that company. J. Hands down, film of Fantasia for me. My cohorts saw it first so I’m coming in lagging but this was a Troma-fucking-masterpiece. If you know Troma, you know what you’re in for - hilarity, debauchery, nudity, drug use, nothing is ever boring and you get Lloyd Kaufman in multiple roles. Of course they're also gonna deal with real world social issues. And whale shit. There is literally a shitstorm. This film was amazing. K. Satire, shit orgies, soliloquies, breasts, buttholes and broad humor...Welcome back to Tromaville, motherfuckers! #ShakespearesShitstorm beautifully skewers outrage culture and the coddled entitlement of millennials with the irreverence only Troma can deliver. “Tis a balm of hurt minds, great nature’s second course, chief nourisher in life’s feast.” Thank lord, for Lloyd Kaufman. This was easily the funniest movie at Fantasia this year. I haven’t laughed this hard all pandemic. Recounting the plot and all that nonsense is pretty pointless. So I’ll just list off some of the wacky shit in store for you if you choose to partake in this masterpiece. Handicapped stripper with a voice box, check. Lloyd Kaufman playing multiple roles, check. William Shakespeare himself doing a line of coke, check. Whale fecal blooms, check. Ferret petting, check. Obnoxious woke millennials getting shat on by whales, check. Nudity, check. Musical numbers, check. A gross out finale to rival Society, check. And the movie stops to review itself halfway through. The film has a surprisingly polished cinematic look, great lighting and cinematography, some silly effects (which fits the ridiculous tone) and fantastic broad comedic performances all across the board. Hilarious, gross, derisive, with bawdy humor that would make the Bard himself blush and beam with pride. Would I say it’s the best cinematic adaptation of the Bard’s work? Fuck yes! ResponseC. #ShakespeareShitstorm is a 90 minute cocaine-fueled orgy that begins with a whale-diarrhea-hurricane and ends with mutant-genital-people… that’s putting it delicately. It’s funny that Kyle mentioned Society because I was about to as well in my initial reaction. It’s crazy, disgusting, purposefully offensive, low budget, raunchy,... It’s TROMA. You’ll love it or you won’t. That’s how they’ve always been and that’s really the best advice I can give to any of you who might want to see it. J. I already said it… this takes my Fantasia Oscar for Best Film category. It hit me in all the right places and was full of everything I love. Shit… nudity… drunken debauchery… wow, this isn’t making me sound very good is it? Oh, and COCAINE! K. I agree with my colleagues here, it’s a goddamn masterpiece of the Troma-tic arts. Obviously, your enjoyment of this kind of madness will be determined by your personal taste and morals and so on. I loved it. I’m gonna buy a blu ray as soon as it’s available and maybe host a watch party on a yacht and pray to the weather Gods for a forecast of whale shit. I’ll reiterate, given Shakespeare’s penchant for bawdy humor, this is the best cinematic adaptation of Shakespeare ever committed to film! Bloodhound’s average score: 4 ½ out of 5 Bloodhound Pix is made up of: Craig Draheim, Josh Lee, and Kyle Hintz Follow them at https://www.twitter.com/BloodhoundPix https://www.facebook.com/BloodhoundPix/ https:/www.instagram.com/bloodhoundpix/ Be on the lookout for new episodes of the Bloodhound Pix Podcast every Tuesday. Available on Itunes, Youtube, and Soundcloud. Thank you to FANTASIA 2020 FILM FESTIVAL for providing a screener for this film. More information on the festival can be found here https://fantasiafestival.com/en/
In order to give what we believe to be a more unbiased constructive criticism of the piece, the members of Bloodhound Pix are tackling each review as a panel of three. None of the members know the others’ thoughts on the content until after they submit their initial response. Director: Minoru Kawasaki Writers: Minoru Kawasaki & Masakazu Migita, Story by Eiji Tsuburaya Starring: Yuya Asato, Ayano Yoshida Christie, Hide Fukumoto Yuta accidentally drops his meal of mixed seafood into the Sumida River. Some time afterwards a gigantic mutated squid monster arises from the depths and wreaks havoc upon an awe-stricken Tokyo. Attempts by the Japan Self-Defense Forces to stop the creature prove futile. As it seems things couldn't get any worse an enormous mutant octopus monster emerges from the deep and heads into a clash of the titans with the gargantuan squid. As a last ditch effort, the government forms the "Seafood Monster Attack Team (SMAT)" and an all-new plan of attack is immediately put into action. But just as the tide appears to be turning in humanity's favor, a colossal crab monster appears, joining in the Monster Seafood Wars and plunging the world into culinary chaos. Initial ReactionK. Monster SeaFood Wars is a spoof of kaiju films utilizing a mockumentary framework and old style miniature sets and men in monster suits. It’s immediately clear the filmmakers are working with a super low budget here. A lot of the interviews are done in front of a green screen and the monster suits are totally ridiculous...but that’s the fun of it. Once they make their first appearance you know exactly what kind of movie you’re in for and you’re either going to love it or hate it. Yuta accidentally drops a fresh seafood offering for the local priest into the river. We find out later he used to work for a company researching Setap Z, a drug that causes things to grow and that the sea creatures have been exposed to the drug. And of course they grow into Godzilla-sized monsters that use Tokyo as their battleground. SMAT, the Seafood Monster Attack Team, is formed to stop them. Yuta joins SMAT along with his love interest and his rival Hikoma. That’s all a pretty standard set up and plays out like you would think. The film really comes into its own with the humor. During a battle with the Giant Crab, the tentacles of the Giant Octopus and Squid are severed and they’re found to have no harmful chemicals. So, the SMAT team decides to eat them. The chef explains how he cooked it, a scientist explains why it’s so tasty and monster meat becomes a pop culture sensation drawing tourists and silly nicknames like “Monster Gourmet”. The finale takes place in an empty sports stadium, reminiscent of Akira and the three monsters battle it out with Jumbo Cook (you’ll see who/what that is). A lot of this feels predictable but it's goofy spirit won me over in the end. C. Years ago I was stuck with a conversation on making a “purposefully” bad movie that’s a throwback, like Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, Black Dynamite, Danger 5 and a series of other hilarious stories. The advice was it takes a lot more to make something look low budget and be purposefully bad than the traditional approach. The sets, production design, costumes, and all the way to how it’s shot has to look and feel like it came out of that era. What was cheap then becomes a version of a period piece now. On top of that, while it’s a spoof, the characters and world have to treat it seriously. If we feel like the characters are in on the “joke” then it defeats the effect you’re trying to obtain in creating that authenticity. This is a major reason why many of these projects are so few and far between. However, if you’re going to spoof any campy, low budget era from film history, nothing fits in that brackett better than the Japanese Kaiju films of the 70s. Monster SeaFood Wars is a fun premise that lends itself to being something silly, a movie that you watch with a group of friends. Unfortunately for me the first act of the film doesn’t land in the way they intended and you can feel the desperation with forced gags. All of us have referenced this notion at some point for other movies but it seems like a blast to film. However, those of us who weren’t there for the production won’t connect to their inside jokes. I found myself fighting to not check my phone or whatever else one does when not being engaged in what they’re watching. Fortunately, the film deviates from the cliche manga or kaiju premise of having an elite team (S.M.A.T) try to stop the three creatures that were originally meant to be spiritual offerings, before they grew to massive proportions. This creative element comes in the form of the reflective documentary style and that the three creatures used as seafood become a delicious sensation among the people. Adding that brings it to the realm of absurdity necessary for a project like this. By the end my smile grew and it was a blast that I thought it’d be but you have to stick with it. So, if you take away my rambling opening, in the end I’d recommend it and watch it again… hopefully with at least one other person to really enjoy the experience it’s trying to create. J. Yeah, parody, spoof (I hate that fuckin’ word) and the like… it’s a kaiju parody, it’s a food network parody, hell, it’s even a romcom parody but it’s never boring and the absurdity of it gets points all on its own. I almost wish there was more of the giant monster destruction shit. You have these characters who are part of the S.M.A.T (Seafood Monster Attack Team) who go about their daily lives as if there’s no mass destruction or chaos, which I suppose is part of the charm. I can’t tell if this film was made for fans of kaiju or parody (spoof) stuff but in any case you can tell that everyone involved was having fun at the very least and it made for a great experience. There has to be a lot lost in the translations but who gives a shit, honestly. I had fun with this and if you know what you’re in store for you should too, otherwise you’re gonna wanna avoid this one. ResponseC. I think we all are in a similar boat on this. It’s not the most effective use of that purposefully bad, throwback style, even for kaiju (check out the incredible Big Man Japan). However, it’s fun, creative and an amazing exercise in making something unique and high concept on a low budget. My biggest issue comes from wishing I had a communal view, because I feel it’d be a riot… thanks 2020. J. A get-drunk-wth-your-friends type of film. It’s fun and the filmmakers clearly had a good time with it. K. I concur with my cohorts. It’s silly fun, though it takes a while for the film to kick into gear and the documentary asides tend to slow things down a bit, though they end up being a great source of comedy when they get into the gourmet monster food. You’ve gotta take this one for what it is. Bloodhound’s average score: 3 out of 5 Thank you to FANTASIA 2020 FILM FESTIVAL for providing a screener for this film. More information on the festival can be found here https://fantasiafestival.com/en/ Bloodhound Pix is made up of: Craig Draheim, Josh Lee, and Kyle Hintz Follow them at https://www.twitter.com/BloodhoundPix https://www.facebook.com/BloodhoundPix/ https:/www.instagram.com/bloodhoundpix/ Be on the lookout for new episodes of the Bloodhound Pix Podcast every Tuesday. Available on Itunes, Youtube, and Soundcloud. FILM REVIEW: THE UNFAMILIAR
10/9/2020
The Unfamiliar Possession and haunted house movies have earned a reputation for some by using tropes to create a paint-by-numbers story. For every one within the subgenre that becomes a prime example of what can be accomplished, there are 20+ others that feel like a carbon copy because someone wants to ride that money/fame train. However, my pessimism can be diminished despite a movie utilizing these generic tropes if the filmmaker is able to put their own artistic vision to make something truly personal. This is where The Unfamiliar shines. The film tells the story of a British soldier who comes home after her tour to find something is off with her family. Is there something really or is it purely the trauma of battle that she has yet to confront? I’m trying to avoid spoilers since there are plenty of twists and turns within the movie, but long before we shift locations from their family home in England to a rental in Hawaii, the answer to that question will become obvious. That is not necessarily a bad thing, as this is where Pretorius’ use of tropes come in handy, diverging the path enough to be both familiar and unexpected. Significant elements of this are using Hawaiian-based mythos instead of resorting to the stale Judeo-Christian themes, the veteran character as the mother, being a more “modern” family (she’s the stepmother to one of the children but seen as the mother figure), incorporating an almost body snatcher-device, change of location and style halfway through, and a slew of other things. While it might not seem drastic in written form, these little differences make The Unfamiliar fresh and kept me engaged throughout. With that all being said, while I acknowledge the toying with of common tropes set the film apart from your standard possession or haunted house movie, the use of these tropes themselves didn’t allow The Unfamiliar to push those creative limits that I believe it could’ve. However, I don’t feel limit-pushing was ever the intention but instead it was just to tell a spooky story. To add onto that issue, with so much attention on a “changing it up” mentality, a lot of the potential for expanding upon the incredibly interesting mythos and building tension get lost. It’s not really as scary or dread inducing as it could be if the script went through another draft of fine tuning, especially for modern audiences. The best way to describe this is to paraphrase Ginger Nuts of Horror founder, Jim Mcleod in that it feels very classic British horror. There is a heavy focus on atmosphere and tension but there’s not as much urgency in the story that we’ve become accustomed to, despite many elements within the plot calling for that. This is apparent when an infant is in grave danger and the characters take several beats to react. Those parts of the movie you cannot tell if they are purposeful, stylistic choice or clunky editing. I feel like saying it’s the latter because there’s several scenes where the cut is a beat too early (before the sentence is finished) or a beat too late. Those are the crucial moments that took me out of the movie. Overall, this is a great calling card for Pretorius that showcases a powerful voice. It builds an interesting mythology, has moments of tension, action, strong character development, is marketable, and has plenty other qualities that can be checked off in the boxes for producers to know he could handle something with a larger budget. Is it fine-tuning of the script that suffers from too many ideas to allow moments to truly shine? Is it fine-tuning in post-production to really provide clean final piece? Whatever the case may be, my pessimism was not diminished entirely, and some of these challenges appeared to hinder The Unfamiliar from being the movie it deserves to be. 3 out of 5 the heart and soul of horror movie reviewsCALEB WATCHES MOVIES: THE UNFAMILIAR
8/9/2020
A British Army doctor comes back from a war, thinking that she has PTSD only to discover that there is a more daunting malevolence at work making the life that she knew unfamiliar. The Unfamiliar is a 2020 Horror film directed and co-written by Henk Pretorius (Leading Lady, Fanie Fourie's Lobola, Bakgat Trilogy). Produced by Llewelynn Greeff (Leading Lady and Blood & Glory and Barend Kruger from production company Dark Matter Studios “Decoding the Hawaiian mythology and the meaning of each cultural reference in The Unfamiliar may feel like assembling a complex puzzle with the lead character; a puzzle that consists of tiny pieces that were left for the audience to find and to ultimately make sense of. - Henk Pretorius - Director, Co-Writer ![]() Caleb grew up all over the Midwest of the United States, but eventually settled on calling Saginaw, MI his home. His earliest memories are of watching movies ranging from Tim Burton’s Batman to Back to the Future; which some would consider to be a horror film (his mom wants to sleep with him – come on). He spent his time in undergrad at Saginaw Valley State University where he study the craft of acting. He starred in over 20 productions there including Pippin, The Crucible, The Andrews Brothers, and One for the Pot. He also received the award for Outstanding Theatre Major during his senior year. Caleb decided to continue his theatrical education by attending grad school at Eastern Michigan University, where he received an MA in theatre performance. There he developed his love for teaching and furthered his love of movie watching. Caleb is currently an Adjunct Instructor at SVSU, where he teaches theatre to non-theatre majors and education majors. In 2017, Caleb decided to develop his own creative outlet that would fulfill his desire to perform and his desire to watch movies. So, he launched his YouTube channel called Caleb Watches Movies, where he randomly selects films that he owns from all genres and produces a review from the average person’s perceptive. It is a great mixture of humor, performance, realness, and honesty. The channel has seen tremendous growth in a short amount of time, and it is also Caleb’s catalyst to etch his legacy in a recorded medium. He currently resides in Kalamazoo, MI with his wife, cat-sons and cat-daughters. https://www.youtube.com/c/CalebWatchesMovies https://www.facebook.com/CalebWatchesMovies https://twitter.com/Calebwatchmovie www.instagram.com/calebwatchesmovies/ THE HEART AND SOUL OF HORROR MOVIE REVIEW WEBSITESFILM REVIEW - SHE DIES TOMORROW
4/9/2020
She Dies Tomorrow Seimetz created a hypnotic trail of cryptic messages, mental health, and mortality, and I walked the path without hesitation. Now the beauty of She Dies Tomorrow lies in its plot, as something that could be expanded upon as a larger piece but also is personal enough to keep an intimacy of a lower budget film. The story begins with Amy, who believes that she will die the following day (tomorrow). We witness Amy coming to terms with her end. However, this is not a singular incident based on one person’s mental health, but rather the notion of dying tomorrow spreads like a virus to whoever listens to the infected person. Now this has The Lobster-level black comedy, or some sort of paranoia horror written all over it. Instead of going those routes, Seimetz returns to her mumblecore, arthouse roots, creating a poignant piece that is more about the characters coming to terms with their death rather than the cause. For me, the concept is outstanding and when the virus moves to Jane (Adams) there are pockets that are brilliant. The acting is great by the majority of those involved, pretty to look at, directed well, and is incredibly personal with a strong artistic voice. Yet with its laundry list of positives, it did not sway me one way or the other, because it missed urgency and that entertainment factor that makes me want to watch, and most of all enjoy watching. By “enjoy” I don’t mean it has to be fun, but rather engaging or compelling. Earlier I mentioned black comedy or paranoia horror, which is to suggest changing the approach is a horrible form of criticism, because it is not the version Amy Seimetz wished to tell. What I am suggesting is this incredible concept is limitless in its unique stylistic choices, and the style we got works, but for me it felt like how non-arthouse fans view arthouse cinema. A prime example is within the movie we listen to the same song on repeat four times, while watching Amy do a series of menial coping activities. By the second time you get the point and it’s effective. Perfect. By the fourth time it feels like filler to reach an appropriate feature length. Therapeutic filmmaking. Which is fine, and in theory all filmmaking or art should be therapeutic in some form. But with film or theatre or any other medium of dramatic storytelling it is both a collaborative effort and designed for an audience’s response, which ultimately means, we must be given a tiny dash of that entertainment factor. She Dies Tomorrow is not the only film to do this recently in the independent film industry, especially with the incorporation of companies taking more of a chance on “elevated horror” (a horrible term). But it allowed me the opportunity to have this discussion on arthouse horror. I’ve acknowledged my love for the concept and the themes hit me on a very personal level that I can see returning to for another viewing at some point. Overall, it falls into those middle ground categories that is a technical marvel and well-intentioned but is missing those small (but crucial) pieces to be something noteworthy. 2 1/5 out of 5 the heart and soul of horror movie review websites |
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