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I (ALMOST SURVIVED THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

17/9/2014

I got though the Zombie apocalypse and almost survived it. Well, a version of it anyway. I wasn't there for the big battles or the panic of a global pandemic spreading from country to country. Nor was I there for the collapse of global systems of economics and power and water suI got though the Zombie apocalypse and almost survived it. Well, a version of it anyway. I wasn't there for the big battles or the panic of a global pandemic spreading from country to country. Nor was I there for the collapse of global systems of economics and power and water access. Somehow I slept through all of this, and walked straight into the aftermath. Small groups of survivors scrabbling for what supplies they can in a world where humans had been bumped down a notch on the food chain.

So what the chuff am I talking about?

YORK STOLE MY VIRGINITY

8/9/2014

It's the day after what was one of the best weekends, and best experiences of my life.

Life is slowly returning to normal. The amazing high and buzz is sadly being replaced with a sense of normality. Work tonight is gradually creeping ever closer, a dark cloud on the horizon, determined to rain on my parade. Well that's not going to happen. Here is my account of how York stole my virginity.

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