BY TONY JONES“Don’t forget to take your medication…. |
| Ray Tonks has the power to see disasters as they happen. But he cannot do anything to stop them. Then comes the worst vision yet. Ray sees terrible future images, that defy logic, ghastly twisted shapes of depravity and torture. Now Ray must fathom if this latest vision is his first real chance to avert a dark and hideous catastrophe or a sign that his fragile mind has finally given in to madness. Murder can change your mind. |
FILM GUTTER REVIEWS: BLACK METAL VEINS (2012) DIR. LUCIFER VALENTINE
by tony jones
“Childhood and the supernatural are superbly balanced in this excellent anthology”
“Bones: a Collection of Monsters” is an excellent anthology of the published works thus far of Andrew Cull, featuring three short stories of decent length and one outstanding 100-page novella. All four are also available as standalone purchases on Amazon, and if you’ve never come across this author he is well worth investigating further. This particular collection can also be found on Kindle Unlimited. All four stories are unique in style to each other; what they have in common is great storytelling, unsettling connections to childhood, suspense, believable characters, original settings and plots which linger in the memory long after the tale is concluded. This anthology has a certain charm and Cull is an author who I suspect is only going to improve and we are going to hear much more of as time goes by.
The forty pager, “Did You Forget About Me?” is the dark as night opener. Cam Miller and his sister return to their childhood home to settle the estate of their estranged and recently deceased father. Neither brother or sister have seen him in 23 years, as he was violent to their mother and when they were kids they lived in terror of him. Over the years he wrote to Cam, following his career as an aspiring actor, but these letters were never read by his son and remained unanswered. Returning to the house is a haunting experience for the siblings who try to overcome their memories by getting pissed, however, there is something else lurking around their unchanged former home.
There are childhood connections in “Hope and Walker” the second very quirky story which also has considerable charm in its beguiling 35 pages. Set in the small town of ‘Hope’ in the Australian Outback, Em Walker is the ten-year-old daughter of the owner of one of two funeral homes the town has. The bizarre reason there are two funeral homes dates back to a feud which split the company in half, with the argument being passed down a couple of generations, albeit half-heartedly. Soon the town is rocked be a terrible crime, and Em who may have a supernatural gift, finds herself in a whole lot of trouble as the plots converge.
Set in 1991, “The Trade” is the third decidedly unsettling story in this highly original collection and once again a child’s point of view takes centre stage. A seven-year-old boy is looking forward to the long summer holidays when one morning a brutally mutilated cat is found on their doorstep. This death really unsettles the child who swears he can still smell the death rising above the scorching summer heat. Just when he is beginning to recover a dead dog is found close to the same location. The backdrop of the story is pivotal to the development of the plot, the marital problems of the parents which turn to violence in the extreme heat. The worried boy, imagination running wild, believes there is a monster lurking in the pipes of their old house and as his parents argue his psyche begins to crack. This is a particularly haunting story with an outstanding ending which stays with the reader long after the final page. It makes the reader recall the occasions we checked under our bed for monsters, because for the seven-year-old child they are always real, no matter what the parent reassures. Excellent stuff.
Coming in at a nerve-tingling 100 pages in which not a word is wasted is “Knock and You Will See Me” is the centrepiece of the collection which I enjoyed tremendously. Packing some decent scares into a clever tale of a grieving mother who receives messages, in the form of letters, from beyond the grave. For the reader, the plot is a convincing balancing act between a potentially unreliable narrator and the escalation of supernatural occurrences, maybe....
The story is told in the first person by Ellie Ray, who reveals in the opening pages she has always had a knack of knowing the impossible; an example she refers to is knowing the location of the body of a drowned little girl from her own childhood. Ellie Ray is a great narrator and Cull does a convincing job of painting the picture of a grieving single parent trying to raise three boys on her own whilst protecting her sons from something she and nobody will ever understand. When the frequency of the letters increases, and their content gets more disturbing with Ellie truly believing her father is still alive, you’ll have a hard job putting “Knock and You Will See Me” down. The family interactions are painfully realistic and the sequences at the graveyard (and in the grave) are true nail-biters with powerful emotional punches tied to the pain of loved ones. Right up until the end the ambiguity is terrifically balanced.
Michael Sieber previously reviewed “Knock and You Will See Me” for Ginger Nuts of Horror when it was released as a standalone novella. Michael also gave it a great review, which you can read here: http://gingernutsofhorror.com/fiction-reviews/knock-and-you-will-see-me-by-andrew-cull
The collection concludes with a bonus four-page story which is omitted from the contents pages “The Rambling Man” which loosely connects the ‘bones’ theme of the title and is a fine piece of flash-fiction which could easily be expanded into something more substantial. The story opens with Emse being tied to a fence, close to a forest, she is about to be sacrificed to a being known as the Rambling Man but is too young and naïve to appreciate what is truly going on. However, even within a mere four pages the tale takes an unexpected twist. Great stuff, which delivers much in four short pages.
Cull seems to be a busy guy and has his first novel “Remains” in the pipeline. Back in 2010 he wrote and directed the horror film “The Possession of David O’Reilly“ which you can currently catch on the SHUDDER horror channel. This guy obviously has horror in his blood and I recommend “Bones” wholeheartedly.
Tony Jones
VIDEO GAME REVIEW: DREAM ALONE
by JOHN BODEN
David Barbee is a Southern Gentleman. He'd probably not want me telling ya'll that, but I've met him and he is. Now once those fingers of his commence to tyoing, I can no longer assert this as truth...see, weird shit happen when he lets his words out---
In a frog-flooded future, an evil empiric entity known as the Buddha Gump Shrimp Company rules the roost. Backed by an army of crawfish humanoids and redneck sword-swingers. Our main character, Jimbo is imprisoned. He's had a cuttlefish sewn to his face as punishment, you know because locking a feller up isn't enough. He wants revenge on the company for killing his family and well, for the thing on his face.
After an escape, overseen by the ghost of his father, Jimbo works his way up the ladder of revenge. Rungs slick with slime, shrimp juices and sarcasm. Will he reap his vengeance? Will he get that fucking tentacled thing off his face? Will you ever read a more gonzo, wacky romp through Shrimp & Samurai madness than this? I won't say. I will say this was a fun read. A fast read that made me smile numerous times and grimace probably more than that. It's an oozy doozy of a novella and I urge you to check it out.
Jimbo Yojimbo is available from Eraserhead Press
| From the author of Bacon Fried Bastard and A Town Called Suckhole, comes a countrified samurai epic in the vein of Squidbillies if directed by Akira Kurosawa. A flood of frogs drowned the cities and gunked up all the guns. Now an evil restaurant chain called the Buddha Gump Shrimp Company rules a finger-licking shogunate of seafood mutants and murderous redneck swordsmen like Jimbo Yojimbo. Jimbo wants revenge on the Company for killing his family and stitching a cuttlefish to his face. After a daring escape, he will hack his way through hordes of crawdad soldiers, a church of quacking gun nuts on a jihad, and Bushido Budnick, the master chef who rules them all. But with every step he takes, Jimbo Yojimbo’s sweet revenge will surely begin to taste like shit gumbo. JIMBO YOJIMBO is fast-paced post-apocalyptic redneck samurai tale of love, revenge, and a whole lotta mutant sumbitches. |
SURVIVAL HORROR RETROSPECTIVES: FMV ATROCITY, PART ONE
DREAD CENTRAL PRESENTS LASSO
TONY JONES
“Can horror writers successfully turn their hand to crime fiction?
Damned straight they can!”
Laird Barron does not follow the King or Masterton blueprints at all. Neither does it resemble serial killer crime fiction such as Thomas Harris’s “Silence of the Lambs” which has been very popular with the horror crowd. Bearing in mind he is best known for cosmic, literary and Lovecraftian influenced horror you might expect him to throw some horror into the mix. Not at all and it’s not even particularly violent. However, “Blood Standard” is a superb crime novel and you’d be hard pressed to spot any stylistic evidence it was written by an established horror writer. Actually, it reads like this guy has been writing crime for years. That’s a major compliment.
The plot is a naturally simple one, the main character and first-person narrator Isaiah Coleridge is exiled from his home in Alaska after assaulting a local gangster. Isaiah works for another branch of the ‘Outfit’ himself, mainly as an enforcer, even though he is a man of extreme violence he cannot abide violence inflicted upon animals, which lies at the root of his current predicament. Due to connections his life is spared and he is sent to the Catskills area of upstate New York to recuperate on a horse farm after being tortured. On the farm he connects with Reba, the granddaughter of the couple who own the farm, but before long she disappears. Suspecting foul play, Isaiah investigates, meanwhile the Outfit he turned against lurk in the background seeking revenge or another double-cross.
“Blood Standard” is billed as “The first book in the Isaiah Coleridge series” I sincerely hope so, as this character simply crackles with life, sass, street philosophy, anger and bouts of controlled and almost apologetically brutal violence. He’s a real tough guy. As a first book in a series it was simply outstanding, this point is worth dwelling upon, as often long-running crime sequences mature and improve as they develop, with the first book not necessarily being the best. For example, few would argue that the first Ian Rankin “John Rebus” novel or Michael Connelly’s “Bosch” debut was their best, they improved over a few novels and twenty plus books later are still going strong with massive and dedicated audiences. To the immense credit of “Blood Standard” it seems ready formed, and that’s some achievement for a debut crime novel. Rankin and Connelly may have much more complex and layered plotlines than this novel, but I’m sure Isaiah Coleridge has great scope for character development in future outings.
Isaiah Coleridge is just so funny and is easily the most engaging character I have come across in 2018. Even though he works for the mob, he is not fully protected by gangster law due to the fact that he is half-Māori. He’s a really clever guy and in another life, he could have been a politician or a lawyer, but damaged by a fractured relationship with his father, drifted into a life of crime where dishing out (and receiving) punishment became a way of life.
A lover of booze, classical literature, gambling, women and animals, Isaiah’s search for Reba is his own personal odyssey back into the underworld, wherever it takes him. He has his own code, a journey on which the reader will be gripped and rooting for the outsider all the way. I read this superb novel over three evenings and would have done so quicker if I had the time. Razor sharp dialogue, brilliant one liners and moments of bone-crunching violence “Blood Standard” has it all. Populated with larger than life support characters it really was a breath of fresh air in the over-crowded crime genre. Why write horror when you can write crime as convincingly as this? It really deserves to be a smash and is as good, probably better, than anything on the crime best-seller list. I really hope it not overlooked by crime readers if they peg Laird Barron as a horror writer. Bring on book two.
Tony Jones
| Isaiah Coleridge is a mob enforcer in Alaska - he's tough, seen a lot, and dished out more. But when he forcibly ends the moneymaking scheme of a made man, he gets in the kind of trouble that can lead to a bullet behind the ear. Saved by the grace of his boss and exiled to upstate New York, Isaiah begins a new life, a quiet life without gunshots or explosions. Except a teenage girl disappears, and Isaiah isn't one to let that slip by. And delving into the underworld to track this missing girl will get him exactly the kind of notice he was warned to avoid. |
ALICE COOPER GOES TO HELL BY JAYAPRAKASH SATYAMURTHY
by JOE X YOUNG
100 WORD HORRORS FROM KJK PUBLISHING. WRITTEN BY A CAST OF DOZENS.
I opened the book with no expectations, I’ve read very few ‘drabbles’ but what I read were fine. There were many names I recognised on the TOC, yet started as anyone should, at the beginning. A mixture of stories flooded at me, some calm, some comical and others aggressive in their horror yet I continued reading, steadily picking my way through the short stories at such a rate I began to wonder if I had somehow been hypnotised. They gripped me, held fast, destroying my time as I consumed each and every delicate little morsel, leaving me hungry for more.
What I have written above is exactly 100 words, the same length as each of the stories in this collection. Prior to reading it I had perhaps read a dozen or so drabbles over the years and I’m aware that a vast amount of people love to do them. I didn’t really go in for the whole flash fiction scene, even though very good friends of mine were into it. I think I missed out.
I’d always been massively concerned with novels, writing ones which I then burned and/or reading masses of them for the sheer joy of it, sometimes a short story or collection would turn up by one of my favourite authors so I would give it a shot. Some stories being better than others but still entertaining, and in recent years I have enjoyed and occasionally endured short form fiction as a result of online requests in groups and of course through my association with The Ginger Nuts of Horror. I could appreciate the short form for what it is, which to me has more in common with song writing than with novels, this is because a novel as 80,000+ words to play with, and can spread out as a very involved story. A song on the other hand often has to convey a story of emotional depth in just a few minutes; there are thousands of songs which do just that.
The 100 Word Horrors book has brought together what I would consider to be a vast amount of stories, at a quick count I made it 110, from a variety of established and up-and-coming authors with the likes of Lisa Morton, Mark Cassell, Richard Chizmar, Pippa Bailey, David Owain Hughes, Michael Bray, Amy Cross, Becky Narron, Chris Kelso, Chad Lutzke and Christina Bergling to name but a few.
Each of the stories is of course bite sized, and yet I was constantly surprised by what each author had managed to do with the hundred words. With so many stories in the book and so many different authors one can expect a degree of overlap with similar themes, yet there is surprisingly little of that here and their dedication to craft has created a wealth of small but perfectly formed chillers. To me this book has many functions, it is a light read and as such could easily be the sort of thing you can get into on a tea break or the bus to work, but if you’re like me your drink will go cold or you will miss your stop and continue reading until the final tale is over. It is also a very useful guide to what is happening in contemporary horror as it is quite clear that there are many significant talents at work here with a wealth of different voices and there are several whom I’ve never read who have now enticed me to seek out more of their work.
I’m not going to single out any specific stories, as there are none which I would consider bad or confusing, they are all straightforward great little horrors, all of which are worthy of consideration. The beauty of such brevity is also that if you don’t like the story it has only been a hundred words, so you haven’t wasted hours on it. If Kevin J Kennedy decides to create another anthology such as this one then I’ll certainly look forward to reading it.
Before I go, I must give a special mention about the cover as it is one of the most inspired works of art I’ve seen on a book cover since I don’t know when. Made to look like an old gaming cassette case it has a ‘Rampage’ theme, with a King Kong like gorilla, A Werewolf and A Giant Lizard smashing burning buildings with destruction in their wake and Apache gunships et cetera firing on them. It’s all rather dramatic and I believe parallels the scale of the contents. Whether you want something to while away the afternoon, or to dip into when you have 10 minutes, this is the ideal book.
FLESH AND BLOOD: THE HAMMER HERITAGE OF HORROR
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