 This one is a zombie elf, a new Santa, Christ punks, and so much Christmas goodness. I read it in July. It almost put me in the Christmas spirit, I'm the Grinch the week of Christmas is enough time to celebrate for me. Return Of The Living Elves By Brian Asman
So you're looking for a Christmas book to read to the kiddos before the big day. Brian Asman has written it. If you've never read any of Asman's books they are filled with nonstop action, humor, gore, references to any and everything. This one is a zombie elf, a new Santa, Christ punks, and so much Christmas goodness. I read it in July. It almost put me in the Christmas spirit, I'm the Grinch the week of Christmas is enough time to celebrate for me. Seriously this was an over the top fun read. The story take place at a warehouse that stores Christmas decorations from malls, business, etc. Jimmy hires a new person on Christmas Eve. Showing him around they come across a crate things happen and all hell breaks lose. A black ops soldier comes to save the day for the north pole area. Brian mix's humor and horror so well. Like it's in his blood. Even though this is a Christmas book I think it'd be enjoyable to read any time of the year. It comes out in November. You can pre-order it from his website. Order you for you and family as gifts because it's that Ho Ho Ho good. RETURN OF THE LIVING ELVES BY BRIAN ASMAN When Christmas supply warehouse manager Jimmy tries to help new employee Tommy find a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, they accidentally unleash a long-forgotten and very seasonal genetic experiment with a taste for human flesh. As elf-zombie hybrids take over the small town of Pine Canyon, California, Jimmy fights to survive alongside a Christpunk named Landfill, and a mysterious, PTSD-stricken soldier. Hold onto your stockings because the elves are back, baby! “This Yuletide-themed homage to one of the greatest zombie films ever made is a rollicking good time. Brian Asman delivers laughs and gory thrills galore in a book sure to put you in the holiday spirit–if you don’t get disemboweled first. Eat the fruitcake and take the ride.” –Bryan Smith, author of 68 Kill "With 'Return of the Living Elves,' Brian Asman shows he's the funniest, goriest, scariest comedy-horror creator this side of James Gunn. If you loved 'Man, F*ck This House' (and you should love 'Man, F*ck This House'), you're going to absolutely flip for this one."- Nick Kolakowski, author of Absolute Unit and Love & Bullets  THE HEART OF HORROR REVIEW WEBSITESComments are closed.
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