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SLAPFACE (2021) Written and directed by Jeremiah Kipp Review by: Mark Walker A boy deals with the loss of his mother by creating a dangerous relationship with a monster rumored to live in the woods. Slapface wears its heart on its sleeve. Or its poster. The tagline, “Where do Monsters come from?” nicely sums up the premise of the film. Brothers Lucas (August Maturo) and Tom (Mike Manning) struggle to come to terms with life after surviving the car crash that killed their parents. They both deal with the grief and guilt in different ways. Tom is now the parent, trying to do his best for Lucas while drinking and seemingly indifferent to the world around him and Lucas is going off the rails. In an early scene, Tom collects his brother from the police station after an undisclosed incident which doesn’t sound like it’s the first, and the cops are starting to lose their patience. There is also the suggestion that their father may have been a violent man and this is reflected in both Tom and Lucas’ behaviour. For Tom it is seen in his relationship with new girlfriend Anna (Libe Barer) which quickly dissolves into conflict as she tries to help Tom figure out what is going on with Lucas. For both brothers, the potential violence of the past is also reflected in the titular game that Lucas and Tom play – SLAPFACE. Here, they take turns slapping each other in the face, harder and harder. It plays out as a form of punishment and catharsis as they slap the bad out of themselves. It’s a clear representation of their immaturity in many ways; they are still just kids and struggling to understand the new world around them. It’s a way to resolve their issues without actually confronting them. Things for Lucas are complicated further through his difficult friendship with local girl, Moriah (Mirabelle Lee) who may or may not be his girlfriend. This is compounded by Moriah’s desire to fit in with Donna and Rose, local twins (played by Bianca and Chiara D’Ambrosio) who also happen to be bullies focussed on Lucas as their target. This drives a wedge between Lucas and Moriah as he tries to win the twins’ favour and Moriah pretends she doesn’t like him when they are around. Overall, Lucas is having a pretty tough time of it, even before the Virago Witch is thrown into the mix! As part of an “initiation dare,” Lucas is goaded into exploring an old, abandoned building connected to the legends of the Virago Witch who has a reputation for doing nasty things to children. Once inside, Lucas comes face to face with a mysterious and scary figure. Screaming, he runs from the building, but Moriah and the Twins are long gone. He then wakes up on the forest floor with Moriah, who came back for him, but we have no idea how she found him or how he ended up unconscious (more about that later) but this is the start of a dangerous relationship that Lucas develops with the mysterious woman. At first things are ‘okay’, Lucas spends time with the woman (the character looks very much like a stereotypical witch) forming an almost mother/child relationship with her. However, the Witch is possessive and when a dog chases Lucas, she protects him in a very violent way. I will leave the plot there as I don’t want to spoil anything further (most of this is covered early in the film or hinted at in the trailer) but the story plays out as the relationship between Lucas and the Witch becomes more sinister and increasingly violent, leaving a trail of destruction behind that we are not entirely sure was wrought by the Witch or by Lucas. Slapface is an exploration of trauma, grief and bullying and the psychological effects they have on their victims. Lucas clearly forms a bond with the mysterious Witch as a surrogate for the mother he has lost and her actions and behaviour, while a bit over the top, appear borne out of a perverse kind of love – although maybe more of the “if I can’t have him, no one can” variety. But is the Witch real or imagined? Is she a physical manifestation of Lucas’ grief writ large from his anger? There are moments in the film where you may think it is the former, and others where you are convinced it is the latter, but the film never quite answers that question for you. The fact that Lucas simply wakes up in the woods after his first encounter with the Witch presents a multitude of questions. Did he die in the building? Is he dreaming? Is what we see real or has his fragile mind broken, his body still back with the Witch? In many ways, Lucas becomes an unreliable narrator, and we are never quite sure what is real or not. That doesn’t mean the film lacks an “ending” It just doesn’t tidy everything up for you and leaves you with some questions. While many films don’t do this very well and leave you feeling cheated, I don’t think Slapface does that and, in many ways, it doesn’t need to tie everything up in a bow. Its ambiguity is its strength. Slapface ends with a figurative slap in the face for the audience and drives home the impact that trauma, grief, and bullying can have on people. And this isn’t a film where the bullies get their comeuppance in front of the school or the town. That may well come at a later date, but Slapface’s story and ending are about the impacts these things have on the innocent victims and, regardless of whether a bully gets their comeuppance, the damage is often already done. Playing Slapface draws a line under things, but doesn’t resolve them so Lucas, and those around him, never stand a chance. A lot of people will probably hate it for its ambiguity, but I didn’t. I have said before that I don’t have a problem with open-ended films, as long as they leave enough breadcrumbs for you to follow and form opinions/theories as to how things have played out. Obfuscation for the sake of it is annoying. Slapface does a good enough job of leaving a trail and not leaving you completely adrift. There are still things I am not sure about, but nothing that leaves me feeling cheated. I am still thinking about Slapface a few days after watching it and not just because I am writing a review, but because I am intrigued by the way everything has played out. I am thinking about the message and, while it is not necessarily subtle, it is an important one. I’ve also seen some reviewers comment about the relationships and characters portrayed in Slapface being poorly developed and unrealistic but, again, I did not have an issue with them. The big concern surrounds Lucas’ relationship with Moriah and the twins; why was he so desperate to be friends with people who were so clearly arseholes? But things aren’t always that clear cut, are they? Lucas has suffered a lot and lost a lot so is just looking for any kind of acceptance from a town that is losing its patience with his behaviour. He needs somewhere to belong. It is no less likely that he would try and get the Twins onside as it is that he would form a relationship with the Virago Witch. Performance-wise the film is okay. Some of the acting is a little shaky, but nothing that would detract from the film as a whole; August Maturo does a great job in his role. It looks good as well, lots of muted colours and drab backgrounds which work well with the tone of the film. It is quite dark in places, but never so dark that you can’t see what is going on. I was a little disappointed with the design of the Witch as it essentially boiled down to a classic hook nose and big chin look, but that may just be me? Who is to say that a young boy, his imagination gone wild, isn’t going to imagine a witch exactly as he would have seen in films or storybooks as a kid? This isn’t a film for those looking for lots of gory kills. The film leans more into the psychological side of things, focusing on the uneasy relationship between Lucas and his new friend. Where there is violence, much of it plays out offscreen, leaving the audience to witness the aftermath, further playing into the puzzle of whether the Witch is doing this or whether it is Lucas. Slapface put me in mind of Mama which dealt with similar issues around trauma, but also doesn’t focus on gore or violence. There were also elements that made me think about Antlers and The Babadook and while, for me, Slapface didn’t quite work as well as those films, it wasn’t a long way behind. It’s not an overly scary film, but a lot of the emphasis is on unease and fear of what could happen, rather than being out and out scary. There are a few reviews on IMDB from people who clearly didn’t like the film and that drags its overall score down. It currently sits at 5.2 on IMDB, but I think I would push it closer to 6. If you want gore and intense, scary scenes then this isn’t for you, but if you fancy something a little more psychological, which doesn’t hold your hand through all the plot turns, then I think you will enjoy Slapface. The plot is not overly original and, while you can see most of the twists and turns coming, the set-ups and ending still leave you with some questions about what was real and what might just be supernatural. 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17/2/2022
Enter a dark realm of ancient monsters in Miles Doleac’s chilling folk horror Demigod, starring Rachel Nichols (Titans, The Man in the High Castle).
Upon the sudden death of her estranged huntsman grandfather and the news that he’s left her all his worldly possessions, Robin (Rachel Nichols) and her husband travel back to her birthplace in Germany's foreboding Black Forest. Already plagued by terrifying visions of childhood memories she can’t quite make sense of, Robin nevertheless remembers fondly her grandfather Karl’s (Jeremy London, Mallrats) deep connection to the natural world, the animals, and even the ‘spirits’ of the ancient forest. Soon after arriving at her grandfather’s secluded cabin, however, Robin realises that the inheritance left her is far more macabre than she had bargained for. Stalked by a trio of witches, she finds herself entrenched in an ancient hunting ritual that will force her to reckon with her family's past and her own will to overcome the monstrous obstacles in her path. Demigod is available to rent or own on digital HD from Bulldog Film Distribution on 21 February 2022 Cert: TBC Runtime: 95 mins approx #DemigodMovie @Bulldog_Film TODAY ON THE GINGER NUTS OF HORROR WEBSITE FILM GUTTER’S TOP 5 OF 2021THE HEART AND SOUL OF HORROR MOVIE REVIEWSOn their first getaway as a couple, a woman's boyfriend becomes a conduit for God and warns her that she will die and go to hell unless she repents and worships him. Directors: Jared Jay Mason, Clark Runciman Editor: Spence Nicholson Cast: Swayde McCoy, Jordan Ashley Grier But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be burned up." Well, that all sounds like a bit of a downer. You'd think with good old God coming back; it would be one massive party; I bet if it were Odin, the mead would be flowing with great gusto. But alas, we are stuck with the dull old Judeo Christian version of the Lord. Good thing I'm not a Believer. This brings us to this rather unusual film, The Great And Terrible Day of the Lord, from directors Jared Jay Mason and Clark Runciman, filmed with only two characters and, for all intents and purposes, shot in one location. When I went to purchase a copy of the film from Amazon, despite having a screener link for the film ( I hate watching films on a computer screen, I need to get comfy, and typing in a long URL on a smart TV always fills me with rage) I have to admit that my heart sank when I saw the running time, at around two hours, I was thinking "what in the hell have I let myself in for?". A two-hour film with only two characters that was shot if I have my facts correct as a student film. I got a massive flashback to my days as a school lab technician and the weeks I would have to endure sitting watching student plays and fashion shows as I was the only one qualified to work the light and soundboards. I'll tell you this I was scared and somewhat worried that I would have to come up with some excuse to get out of reviewing the film; I tell you it's a hard knock life being a reviewer. Yet here I am, and here you are reading my review of The Great And Terrible Day of the Lord; the question is, is this going to be one of those reviews that tear the work of new director shreds or is it going to be something altogether different. The Great And Terrible Day of the Lord sees Gabby and Michael, a relatively new couple take their first-weekend break away together to a rather swanky cabin in the woods (never a good idea in a horror movie, it never turns out well). After a short while, Michael begins to take a turn for the worse; when I say a turn for the worse, what I mean is Michael falls entirely off his rocker and begins to channel God through his body. However, if that's not bad enough, God Micheal then informs Gabby that she will die by the end of the trip and has a one-way ticket direct to hell unless she repents and worships God Michael. I've got to say as a "chat up line" that's pretty daring, but seriously, is Michael God, or is Michael a cold-hearted psychopath intent on gaslighting Gabby to do his bidding until he decides it is time for her to die. What proceeds is basically a two-hour film of our two actors talking to each other interspersed with a few moments of light action and drama; the film should have been a long slog. It sure as hell isn't the sort of film I would typically gravitate towards, as I have a short attention span; however, I have to say that after ten minutes or so of the film, I was glued to the screen, totally and utterly inc=vested in what I was watching and slightly surprised when the film was over as i have never managed to sit through a two-hour film without having to pause it to something else. There are several factors at play in why this film is such a success; first off, for a student film it is shot really well, yes you can tell it's not a big studio production, with lots of fancy cameras and lights. Still, the feel of the film has an almost documentary style to it which allows the viewer to feel as though they are right in the middle of what is unfolding on the screen, which gives the viewer and film and much more intimate feel. Most film reviews never mention the accompanying score, but John Tadlock's score is accomplished and perfectly fits and enhances the events on the screen. The directors Jared Jay Mason and Clark Runciman keep the events grounded with a gritty sense of believability, there is a danger in films like with an inexperienced cast and crew for the film to become a little bit too melodramatic, if you know what I mean, with the leads trying to out act each other, but Mason and Runciman, have kept the performances grounded in reality, with only the rare occasion where one of the actors slightly hams it up for the camera. The greatest success from the director's point of view is the fact that this two-hour-long dialogue intense film never sags; there is an organic rhythm to the film that ebbs and flows with a great deal of confidence, never allowing the film to drag or develop a sense of bloat. Suppose you compare this micro-budget film to many of the bigger budget films. In that case, you start to think that maybe Holywood needs to start looking elsewhere for their directors; if you can have a film with just two actors hold your attention more firmly than a big superhero movie, then you know you are witnessing the emergence of two great new talents. Jordan Ashley Grier and Swayde McCoy don't have many acting credits to their names, but boy, oh boy, both of their performances are hypnotic and utterly compelling. With such an intimate film, you need a certain amount of chemistry between the two leads, and these two have it in bucket loads, or should that be beaker loads. McCoy is spellbinding as God/Michael, switching seamlessly between Michael worried that he is having a mental breakdown and the megalomaniacal God. He is sure that he is infallible and never wrong. You will be on the edge of your seat whenever Michael goes full-on wrath of God. Despite there not being any traditional horror elements to this film, McCoys' performance is at times genuinely chilling and elicits a real sense of dread and fear in the viewer, while at the same time allowing you to feel sympathy for the plight of Michael as he may or may not be going through a total mental breakdown. Grier is also a joy to watch, her breadth of acting skills is tremendous, switching seamlessly from concerned girlfriend, to frightened victim, to sod this I'm not taking your crap anymore God/Michael. A depth of emotion to her performance shines throughout her screen time. Even when God/Micheal is in full effect, she still holds her ground on-screen with a sympathetic display of someone who, despite going through a vast range of emotional peaks and troughs, is someone who still cares for Michael, despite him being, even before his transformation something of a douche. The Great And Terrible Day of the Lord is a heavy film, dialogue intense, and a film determined to tackle massive issues about faith, religion, relationships, and gaslighting. It has been over a week since I watched the film, and I'm still trying to unpack many themes presented here. It is clear that Jared Jay Mason has a lot to say about these themes, and from my limited knowledge about them, it is clear that he has put a great deal of thought and research into them. One of the film's greatest successes is the ambiguous way in which both the themes of the film and ultimately the truth of Michaels condition are presented to the viewer. This isn't merely a two-hour-long sermon on religion and faith; the Great And Terrible Day of the Lord allows the viewer to make up their minds as Gabby and Michael debate theology in this deeply thought-provoking film. It could have so quickly become one extended preachy self-righteous film, but everyone involved in the film presents this from happening. If you are looking for easy answers, then this is not the film for you, but if you are looking for a film that will hold your attention for long after the final credit has rolled, then The Great And Terrible Day of the Lord is a film that you have to watch. And if you are wondering if Michael is God, then go and rent it on Amazon now; I'll let you find that out for yourself. TODAY ON THE GINGER NUTS OF HORROR WEBSITE the heart and soul of horror movie reviewsThe landscape of cinematic horror has been wide and varied over the decades. In the 1960's, psychological terror was a refreshing and bold approach to what had once been the province of creature and monster films of the fifties, catapulting us into a brave new world of unconscious fear. Hitchcock and later, DePalma, tapped the dark undercurrents of the European cinema and merged them with a new American sensibility. The 1980's ushered in a truly terrifying era where new villains emerged from the suburban night-scape, all too often wearing hockey masks and wielding chain saws. It seems ever since we've been in a race to rack up higher body counts and more gallons of spilled blood. Have we lost the ability to scare by using the power of the subconscious to cultivate new brands of terror? Hoodman is a film that is not afraid to return to the kind of slow-burn building of suspense absent from so many horror films today. Director/Screenwriter Mark W. Curran has crafted an effective crime-suspense thriller which harkens back to a more Hitchcockian era, with subtle psychological undercurrents and a gripping crime drama unfolding in the fray. Think 'Psycho' Meets 'Urban Legend.' The story revolves around 26-year-old Ariana Chandler [Madison Spear] a troubled young woman with a difficult past who is hell-bent on finding her missing child. She clashes with Lenny Briggs, [Brock Morse] a relentless detective who is convinced she is hiding something and won't stop at anything until he gets to the truth. Matters are further complicated by suspect Frank Hackman, a local crackpot who lost his own daughter years before to what he believes is an urban legend known as Hoodman. As Briggs gets closer to the truth his own beliefs are called into question as the stakes for each character are raised higher. At the heart of Hoodman lies an intriguing premise; that the things we believe can manifest into reality. The story plays with this premise in varying and interesting ways to pit the power of belief against the reality of truth. While ultra-low budget, the filmmakers have done much with limited resources and wisely stayed within their means to deliver good quality production values using fewer locations and forgoing special effects. Hoodman relies on suspense and dread rather than blood or violence to effect its scares, thus it may be too slow paced for some, while others will find its sense of foreboding and well-structured storytelling a welcome change from more visceral horror fare. The cast turns in decent performances. Madison Spear makes her impressive screen debut. Young actress Skye Roberts is outstanding as Ari's young sister, Missy. Brock Morse delivers a commanding turn as the Detective. Hoodman is an urban legend thriller that gets under your skin and will keep you guessing up to its surprise ending. 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10/1/2022
The Dare (2019) Written by Giles Alderson and Jonny Grant Directed by Giles Alderson A rare family night for Jay takes a brutal twist when he awakens in a basement with three other prisoners. As their vengeful captor runs riot, Jay engages in a twisted battle to solve the puzzle to his past and save his family's future. Review by: Mark Walker Warning – there may be a couple of minor spoilers for The Dare in this review The Dare sees Jay’s pleasant evening at home with his family descend into terror as he is knocked unconscious and kidnapped. He wakes up in a room chained to wall, alongside three other prisoners, one of whom is covered in open wounds and has his lips sewn shut. I’ve had some pretty shitty mornings in my younger life but waking up in this Saw-like situation is never going to be good. As the film progresses, we are introduced to their captor, Dominic and, via a series of flashbacks, we slowly learn what links them all and why our masked, muscular madman is doing what he’s doing. Admittedly, it is not the most complex of stories but, to be fair, a film like this doesn’t need to be complex, it just needs to put characters you care for in terrible situations and make you empathise with them; it just needs to make you uncomfortable. Uncomfortable at the thought of what is being done and uncomfortable in the realisation that you are, in effect, a voyeur! The Dare wants you to share the experience of being locked up for unknown reasons and the fear of being terrorised by an unknown (at first) nut job. It’s about the sins of the past coming back to haunt you and the ramifications of thoughtless actions. But ultimately, it is about pain and suffering, both mentally and physically. While many would see this as ‘torture porn,’ I feel it has a bit more going for it with justification for Dominic’s, actions. It is gruesome in places, but not just for the sake of it. The problem I had with The Dare was the sympathy element. Again, for reasons I won’t go into, the trapped characters aren’t necessarily the most sympathetic. They are not out and out evil and the events that eventually lead up to their imprisonment happen years before when they were just kids. As such, you do kind of feel a bit sorry for the poor guy who was “left behind” and ended up twisted by circumstance into a man-child killer hell-bent on revenge. It is very similar to my thoughts on The Burning which I reviewed very briefly on my on website recently, where I couldn’t help but feel a bit sorry for Cropsy. He was set on fire by a bunch of dick-kids for no real reason before going on his rampage, so what do you expect!? There are similar elements here and, once you learn what happened to Dominic all those years ago, you’ll see there is a very good argument for nurture over nature influencing his actions as an adult. Now I am not saying that anyone deserves what happens to them, but our Bogeyman, Dominic, is given a tragic enough backstory to make it easier to understand why he is doing what he is doing. While all the characters are interesting, Dominic is the one that is the most complex, his captives largely 2-dimensional torture fodder. I never really cared about the four prisoners, so the jeopardy and panic around whether they escape, or die wasn’t quite there for me. Even giving Jay an opening that showcases his family doesn’t really make you care for him. (Spoiler Alert – even one of his kids turns out to be a bit of a dick!) They are also given several opportunities to fight back – Dominic literally hands them a weapon on more than one occasion – but they don’t take them and would seemingly rather use the weapon on each other to appease Dominic, than to try to escape; so perhaps they don’t deserve to survive!? Anyway, that’s probably looking into things a bit too deeply! We didn’t come here to psychoanalyse a killer; we came here to be thrilled! And what we get is a solid thrill ride of a horror film with plenty of unpleasantness to keep everyone happy. Lots of stabbing and cutting for starters and then one particularly unpleasant bit with an eye. Eyes always make me squirm and the filmmakers did an excellent job on that front. The Dare is not a scary film, it relies more on the stomach-churning fear of what torture is going to come next. It is not a film for lovers of creepy ghost stories or haunted houses, this is one for the gore hounds and fans of Saw or Hostel. Having said that, although there are a couple of unpleasant scenes, it doesn’t feel overly gratuitous – there is definitely method in Dominic’s madness – again, the influence of nurture over nature. This just isn’t a film to come to for complex, layered storytelling, it is designed to shock and disturb, and it does a decent job at both. Acting is solid and the effects are good. There were a couple of CGI effects that weren’t so great, but they were brief enough not to detract too much and, in a couple of cases, I can see how hard it would have been to do it practically! The cast is good and, to be fair, anything with Richard Brake is going to be worth a watch. The guy is great at creating unpleasant characters and Credence is no exception, with an undercurrent of anger and violence just waiting to burst forth and ruin someone’s day. Anyone with a “father” like Credence is going to struggle in life and Dominic is no exception; see, there is definitely a nature/nurture theme coming through here! The Dare is currently on IMDB sitting at a 5.1 and I think that is kind of okay. It’s a decent score, especially for a horror, although I might go to a 5.5/6 as it is a solidly made film. It’s a shame as such a score may put a lot of people off. But don’t be. While The Dare doesn’t offer anything drastically new, it is a great effort and, if you enjoy this type of horror the it’s worth a watch in my eyes… actually, no, leave my eyes out of this… TODAY ON THE GINGER NUTS OF HORROR WEBSITE FICTION REVIEW: MASTODON BY STEVE STREDTHE HEART AND SOUL OF HORROR MOVIE REVIEWSTHE HOWL OF THE ROUGAROU [FILM REVIEW]
6/12/2021
For centuries, stories have persisted throughout the southern swamps of something truly otherworldly: a terrifying, hirsute creature known by locals as the Rougarou. Small Town Monsters and director Seth Breedlove peel back the curtain on this unheralded beast in their latest documentary Skinwalker: The Howl of the Rougarou. Breedlove interviewed witnesses and local experts who help to unveil the creature who will be featured in this first-ever look at what is often referred to as the Cajun Werewolf. Director: Seth Breedlove In order to give what we believe to be a more unbiased constructive criticism of the piece, the members of Bloodhound Pix are tackling each review as a panel of three. None of the members know the others’ thoughts on the content until after they submit their initial response. Initial Reaction K. The Howl of the Rougarou investigates the myth of the Rougarou, a skinwalker/werewolf creature in Native American folklore. The film interviews various locals, introducing to the area and weaving in several accounts of the Rougarou. This is part of the series Small Town Monsters which explains the episodic feel and the short runtime. I was not familiar with this particular twist on the werewolf mythos, so that was pretty interesting to discover. Unfortunately, the stories told are not terribly compelling so this fell a bit flat for me. Obviously, given that this is a myth or an urban legend there is a degree of detachment expected (“This happened to my brother, uncle, sister…”, etc.), but that doesn’t make for an entertaining watch either. There isn’t quite enough material to justify an hour runtime. J. Full disclosure: I watch a lot of Travel Channel programming. One program in particular that's one of my favorites is Paranormal Caught On Camera. I love that shit. In 4 seasons and 20 or so eps per season, I think I could count on one hand the number of eps I haven't seen. The show runs the gauntlet of supernatural/paranormal entities like the rake, the wendigo, the skinwalker, and a number of other random-as-hell entities that I can't remember. I bring this up because I was excited to see this based on the fact that I'd never heard of the infamous rougarou in all my Travel Channel paranormal viewing. This doc is structured a lot like the show I mention too, with history and mythology and then real people with their real life rougarou encounters. I'm not going to get into that history or mythology but the rougarou is essentially a werewolf-like creature specific to Louisiana. The filmmakers do the requisite reenactment segments which were well done I must say, especially because some of the real-life accounts were creepy as hell. I did, however, want to see someone's actual footage of this thing which would have been amazing. The reenactments even used a handheld, poor-video-quality to stage such segments. And then the history and mythology of the creature is mentioned often and it tends to be really confusing and not quite understood, even by the people speaking. It's a wolf and it's malevolent. But then it's a rabbit and it doesn't care about you. And then if you see it you can't hunt in the woods for 101 days or some shit like that. Or if you happen to be driving down a particular road and see a person dressed in all white, avoid that motherfucker like nothing else because it's a rougarou. It gets a little convoluted to say the least. I should also mention, I never watch documentaries so I'm being very surface level with this review. It is around 70 minutes, which is nice but the repetitive nature makes it seem longer than it needs to be. Response J. If you like Travel Channel and all the paranormal shit they show on a regular basis… you’ll probably dig this as the rougarou is such a random ass entity. If you don’t like the aforementioned Travel Channel programming… you’ll wanna skip this one. K. I agree with Josh on this one. It’s a quick, satisfying watch in the vein of a reality TV type documentary. But it does get a bit repetitive even with such a short runtime. However, it’s probably the one movie on the Rougarou that I know of, so that makes it worth checking out. Bloodhound’s average score: 2.5 out of 5 Bloodhound Pix is made up of: Craig Draheim, Josh Lee, and Kyle Hintz Follow them at https://www.bloodhoundpix.com/ https://www.twitter.com/BloodhoundPix https://www.facebook.com/BloodhoundPix/ https:/www.instagram.com/bloodhoundpix/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIGwNALil0m1XXfWN8tfGvg Be on the lookout for new episodes of the Bloodhound Pix Podcast every other Tuesday. Available on Itunes, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Anchor, and Youtube. TODAY ON THE GINGER NUTS OF HORROR WEBSITE WHISPER BY CHANG YU-KO [BOOK REVIEW]NORMA BOE, THE DIVA IS BACK FOR CHRISTMAS [INTERVIEW]the heart and soul of horror movie reviewsANKLE BITERS [FILM REVIEW]
17/11/2021
Ankle Biters Four adorable little girls plot to murder a hockey player after they mistake an act of lovemaking as an attack on their mom. Director Bennet De Brabandere Writers Bennet De Brabandere(screenplay)Zion Forrest Lee(story by) Stars Colin MochrieHeidi von PalleskeMatia Jackett A film review by Sam Kurd Ankle Biters is a Canadian horror-comedy from writer-director Bennet De Brabandere, story by Zion Forrest Lee. Sean Chase (Zion Forrest Lee) is an ex-hockey star who’s planning to propose to his girlfriend Laura (Marianthi Evans). There’s just one problem-- well, four problems: Laura’s daughters Lily, Rosalee, Dahlia and Violet (Lily, Rosalee, Dahlia and Violet Reid). As much as Sean feels he’s ready to take on the responsibilities of a step-dad, he’s severely underestimated how much these girls dislike him, and when they mistake the couple’s rough kinky sex for Sean abusing their mother, they start to plot and scheme and plan how to get rid of him. Will Sean survive their increasingly dangerous shenanigans? Well, the film literally opens with his ashes being presented to his parents before skipping back in time, so I guess asking the question’s a bit pointless. I just don’t understand that choice at all. There was no need to open with him already dead; it sucks all the tension right out of the story. It highlights the biggest problem the film has: its tone. It’s not that it’s tonally inconsistent; for most of the film the tone is pretty steady. Unfortunately, that tone is ‘flat’. It’s not funny enough for a dark comedy, not tense enough for a thriller, not scary enough for a horror, not engaging enough for a drama. Instead it just kind of sits there. There’s the occasional very gruesome moment, but they’re limited to a fun eye-gouging right in the opening minutes after the funeral and the murderous climax, with so few similar moments in between that these bits just feel jarring. And the climax itself appears to be aiming for wackiness, which is completely at odds with the rest of the film. It just doesn’t work. The other big problem is the pacing. Loads of shots are held for much longer than they need to be, and the story progresses so… very… very… slowly… The set-up spends what feels like hours showing us that everybody loves Sean – his fans love him, random people in his hometown love him, his neighbours love him, what a loveable guy this guy is… but all the while he’s just a fairly low-key obnoxious prick. He jokes with his cop friend by speeding instead of being pulled over… with one of his girlfriend’s kids sleeping in the car. He flirts with the neighbours’ teenage kid Matia (Matia Jackett) who he watched grow up, literally telling her she’s jailbait in a gross interaction that I think is meant to be titillating, judging by how the camera practically drooled all over the kid’s body. He’s just super-uncomfortable to watch, and I don’t really blame the girls for hating him. Ah yes, the girls… I don’t like to rag on child actors, especially when they’re this young and have plenty of time to get acting lessons and learn the craft. But I will say, I think casting actual sisters in this case was a mistake rather than a benefit. Sure, they look and act believably alike, being actual siblings, but they were too alike… I had no idea which kid was which at any one point. They weren’t individual characters with distinguishable personalities, they were a group of interchangeable blonde moppets with a penchant for evil glares. It’s partly a failing of the script, too; there wasn’t enough effort to give them each a personality, so instead we get long scenes of them bickering and generally doing kid stuff that doesn’t actually go anywhere. I’m sure that in time and with practice they’ll grow into good actors, but their scenes are a tough watch. It’s not all bad, though. Colin Mochrie’s in it for a couple of scenes! You know, the bald Whose Line guy! He’s always funny… well, ok, he’s funny in one of his couple of scenes here, but don’t knock it, it was literally the only funny moment in a film that’s presumably supposed to be a horror-comedy. The effects are also excellent; the aforementioned eye-gouging is gruesome fun, and there’s a moment involving spiders and an ear that had me sat bolt upright with my hands over my ears. I’m shuddering even as I type this. But sadly that’s all it’s really got going for it. I kept waiting for it to be funny, then I figured maybe the marketing was wrong and it was actually meant to be serious, so I kept waiting for it to ramp the suspense up but that never happened either. It wasn’t helped by the score, which was Ominous and Sinister all the damn time, even while absolutely nothing was happening. This is De Brabandere’s debut feature, and it feels underdeveloped. Things like Sean’s anger problem are set up but don’t get more than a cursory mention for a payoff, and there are so many scenes that could be cut without losing any of the story or character development at all. I’m sorry to say it, but it was simply boring. There’s a great premise here, but sadly they just don’t do it justice. TODAY ON THE GINGER NUTS OF HORROR WEBSITE THE JAM BY DAN SOULE [BOOK REVIEW]The Heart and Soul of Horror Film Review WebsitesBloodthirsty Grey is an indie singer who is having visions that she is a wolf. When she gets an invitation to work with notorious music producer Vaughn Daniels at his remote studio in the woods she begins to find out who she really is. Director: Amelia Moses Writers: Wendy Hill-Tout and Lowell Starring: Lauren Beatty, Greg Bryk, Katharine King So, Michael Ironside In order to give what we believe to be a more unbiased constructive criticism of the piece, the members of Bloodhound Pix are tackling each review as a panel of three. None of the members know the others’ thoughts on the content until after they submit their initial response. Initial ReactionJ. Not gonna lie, I was pretty excited to find out this was a werewolf film before I saw it. The excitement didn’t last all that long after I hit “play” though. This had some of the worst werewolf make-up outside of The Howling 3 I’ve ever seen. It was laughable and really stood out in an awkward, bad way. This movie didn’t have a lot going on in terms of plot, so there were a lot of really lengthy scenes of pretty on-the-nose dialogue. You’ll see what I mean because this too stood out in an awkward, bad way. I felt like the logic of what plot there was seemed confounding as well. For example, and I won’t be specific so as not to spoil anything, but a character is on the verge of killing herself. Another character in the scene doesn’t want her to kill herself. Then after the suicidal character relents, the other character tries to kill her themself. What the fuck? Lotsa scenes of music that got really annoying really fast too. I suppose if you’re a fan of teeny bopper pop this won’t affect you. Speaking of logic again, the guy producing the album, Vaughn, is pretty much a creepy fucking weirdo from moment one and Grey still doesn’t wanna leave even though her girlfriend brings this up at about minute 40. And at minute 45. And at minute 50. And at minute 55. Unfortunately, the best thing going on in this is the 82 minute runtime. Fucker gets a 2 skull rating for that alone. Just joking. 1.5 SKULLS K. Spoiler Alert: I love werewolf films As we all do, so I’m always waiting for a good one to come along. Unfortunately, Bloodthirsty ain’t it. We open on a close up of Grey (Lauren Beatty) ferociously biting into an animal. This is revealed to be a nightmare when Grey jolts awake in bed. She visits her psychiatrist, played by the great Michael Ironside, who is completely wasted in two scenes that bookend the film with perfunctory exposition. The point is that we discover Grey is taking medications to deal with her animalistic hallucinations. Long story short she has an opportunity to work with a legendary music producer Vaughn Daniels, played by Greg Bryk who gives the best performance in the film. His backstory is that he was tried for murder, but aquitted. (Why would she go to this guy’s creepy secluded home in the wilds of Canada? Beats me.) Grey’s painter girlfriend Charlie (Katharine King So) tags to complete the hackneyed triumvirate of the protagonist-lover-seductive mentor or whatever aka we’ve seen this shit before. The hot shot music producer is going to alienate the girlfriend so he can have Grey all to himself. I’ll leave it at that as far as the plot goes, though there is a decent twist down the road. It didn’t work because I wasn’t made to care about the characters, but hey, they tried. There are several problems here, least of which is that it’s a werewolf movie with about two brief scenes of werewolf actions, and we’ve seen better. In addition to that, Grey has no goal. She goes to Vaughn’s house ostensibly to further her music career, but she doesn’t seem greatly driven to achieve any kind of success or fame. Nor does she seem to want much of anything that would, I don’t know, involve the audience in her story. So we get a lot of uninteresting scenes of music recording, melodramatic girlfriend drama, a few decent scenes of Vaughn building trust with Grey, some surreal imagery, extensive musical interludes, and a twist that could’ve had more impact. And that’s it. It’s boring, unmemorable and lacks any shred of excitement. (And it felt like a showcase for the original music). That being said, it is better than Amelia Moses’ first film Bleed with Me, which made death seem like a consummation devoutly to be wished for. This at least had a few good scenes with Greg Bryk lending a little gravitas to the proceedings. Moses excels with the indie character work, but doesn’t give her characters anywhere to go that is surprising or exciting. I know she didn’t write this film, that dubious honor goes to Wendy Hill-Tout and Lowell (Just one name? Yep. Okay….). But I think she should find a gifted writing partner who can give her a foundation to utilize her filmmaking talents because she is a competent filmmaker. This is the end of my TedTalk. (0 out of 0, everyone loses, everyone dies) ResponseK. Obviously, I agree with Josh here. This film had a lot of problems despite the brisk runtime, chief among them was the lack of werewolves. That’s all I have to say about that. J. Kyle mentioned that we reviewed another film from this filmmaker that was selling itself as a vampire film… but there weren’t any vampires and the script didn’t have enough interesting things happening to warrant an 80 minute film. Unfortunately, this one suffers from nearly identical issues… and is disguised as a music video showcase which doesn’t help anything. Bloodhound’s average score: 1.5 out of 5 Bloodhound Pix is made up of: Craig Draheim, Josh Lee, and Kyle Hintz Follow them at https://www.bloodhoundpix.com/ https://www.twitter.com/BloodhoundPix https://www.facebook.com/BloodhoundPix/ https:/www.instagram.com/bloodhoundpix/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIGwNALil0m1XXfWN8tfGvg Be on the lookout for new episodes of the Bloodhound Pix Podcast every other Tuesday. Available on Itunes, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Anchor, and Youtube. TODAY ON THE GINGER NUTS OF HORROR WEBSITE THE LITTLE GOD OF QUEEN’S PARK BY CAROLE BULEWSKI [FICTION REVIEW]THIRTEEN FOR HALLOWEEN 2021: GONE HOME [FEATURE]THE HEART AND SOUL OF HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS Warning (2021) A movie review by Mark Walker In the near future, a group of disparate individuals contemplates the meaning of life as deadly asteroids hurtle toward Earth. Initial release: 22 October 2021 Director: Agata Alexander Cinematography: Jakub Kijowski Music composed by: Gregory Tripi Screenplay: Agata Alexander, Jason Kaye Producers: Stanislaw Dziedzic, Cybill Lui Eppich, Cybill Lui Cast: Alex Pettyfer as Liam Alice Eve as Claire Annabelle Wallis as Nina Benedict Samuel as Vincent Charlotte Le Bon as Charlotte Thomas Jane as David Patrick Schwarzenegger as Ben Rupert Everett as Charlie Warning – there may be some minor spoilers for WARNING in this review. (There is also one pretty big one towards the end, but there is another warning!) Director Agata Alexander developed WARNING as a result of her own existential crisis, waking up repeatedly at 4am wondering how everything was going to end. Worried that no-one else was panicking in the same way, she questioned what they had figured out about their lives and their existence that allowed them to be so calm? WARNING is the culmination of those late night/early morning ponderings on the meaning of life, what it is to be human, to love and, at the very end of it all, does any of it even matter? WARNING opens with Thomas Jane’s astronaut/repair man, David, cast adrift in space after an accident untethers him from the satellite he is fixing. Drifting alone in space, staring down at Earth, he too contemplates his existence and the meaning of it all. I was immediately drawn into this opening with shades of Gravity (2013), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) and Love (2011), (three great films) and I was ready for another mind-boggling and confusing meditation on what it means to be human and alive. But I didn’t quite get that. (Just for the record, I didn’t find Gravity mind-boggling and confusing!) As the film leaves David drifting, we are introduced to a number of different characters back down on earth, all struggling with their own existence. They face questions about relationships, their identities, love and life, all against the backdrop of news reports on Jane’s astronaut, strange storms, and an approaching asteroid. Charlie is a robot programmed to help and care for people, but he is ageing and outdated. Brian has responsibility for Charlie and other robots like him and is determined to find a new home for the very much alive and almost sentient Charlie. When Charlie is rejected by yet another family, Brian and Charlie’s relationship is tested as difficult decisions need to be made and Brian is forced to play God. Claire is a neurotic young woman whose life revolves around the omnipresent GOD device (think Alexa with serious control issues) which records sins and hears your prayers. When the device crashes and is replaced by the new and improved GOD 2.0 she starts to question her reliance on the all-seeing device and takes drastic action to remove its insidious influence on her life. Ben and Anna have what appears to be the perfect relationship, but Anna is plagued by glimpses and visions of a mysterious, hooded stalker. Their relationship breaks down when Anna discovers her stalker was actually Ben who has been using sinister technology (think a VR Facebook that lets you stalk people in memories – you know, what they’ve just announced they are developing this week) to follow and spy on her. Ben can’t handle the break-up and his life is in ruins without Anna. Liam takes his new girlfriend, Nina home to meet his family who also happen to be immortal. Nina is not, and the class difference plays out over dinner before Liam’s mother takes drastic action to stop her son ruining his life with a mortal girl. Magda needs money to escape her trailer park life and alcoholic mother. For a big pay out, she allows middle-aged Pavel to inhabit her body using a technology known as “Second Skin” so he can experience life as a young girl. Things don’t go according to plan and the naïve Pavel soon discovers what life can be like for women, with very unpleasant consequences. In between chapters, we return to David floating in space, slowly losing his mind and coming to terms with his fate. A late image of David staring down at the Earth hints at the final images of 2001, as Dave (I see what they did there) Bowman, now the Star Child, surveys his dominion. WARNING is full of great ideas that explore the film’s themes and, as another review I read suggests, are worthy of Black Mirror episodes, exploring people’s reliance on social media, the potential impacts of near future technology and the break-down of community/society. It is, very clearly, a warning. The film is also nicely shot, looks good and has some great performances from a decent cast. Thomas Jane is suitably gruff as David and Rupert Everett does a fantastic job of making Charlie ‘human’ but also slightly ‘off.’ Alice Eve presents Claire in a way that probably reflects a lot of people reliant on social media for validation and Garance Marillier puts in a great performance as Magda/Pavel convincingly portraying Pavel as more naïve than the young woman he is inhabiting. However, the number of stories we see, and the short running time mean that there is limited time to explore them in detail and many viewers may feel a bit short-changed as not all sections are tied up in nice little bows. Claire abandons her reliance on GOD 2.0, but at what cost? Liam’s family dynamic has a strong potential to explore issues of race and class, but this section is over before you know it, the implications of his mother’s actions largely ignored. David talks to the abyss of space about this daughter, but we get very little time with her to see things from her perspective. Personally, I am here for films that ask questions and encourage the audience to answer them (2001 is my favourite film of all time) but not everyone is going to be as happy, and I suspect this might be where some of the poorer review scores come from; some of the stories just needed a little more time to further explore the film’s themes. While I am happy to have questions posed, it felt as though the film itself didn’t quite know where some of the stories were going and some viewers just won’t have the desire to do the heavy lifting for the film. My biggest issue was, however, the ending. ***FAIR WARNING – THE NEXT COUPLE OF PARAGRAPHS CONTAIN SERIOUS SPOILERS*** As David watches the asteroid hit Earth’s atmosphere, breaking up and pummelling the planet with numerous, civilisation-ending meteors, he is left as the last man in existence. This conjures up feelings and emotions that will make you consider your own life and future and asks the question of how you would react in that situation; what is the meaning of your life? Imagining yourself, drifting alone in space while looking down at everything you ever knew or loved burning is going to make you think. But then… the punchline. The film ends in a way that I am not sure whether it is David’s fragile sanity finally snapping, or an attempt at a joke. Either way, it really damaged the ending for me, and the philosophical questions that had been asked up to that point were lost in a clunky one-liner. We went from 2001 to The Simpsons and, while I have no issue with either, the switch was jarring and out of place. It is funny, but the rest of the film is not played for laughs, so it just didn’t quite land for me. ***YOU CAN COME BACK NOW*** I really wanted to love this film, it sounded right up my street, but I was left a little disappointed immediately after watching WARNING. However, the following day I found it was still stuck in my head and, despite what I said about the various sections feeling ‘incomplete’ I did find myself thinking through the stories, what they all mean and how they reflect issues and questions we are all facing. Four or five days later, although I appreciate I was writing this review, my mind kept coming back to WARNING and its tales of, well, warning. A few days after watching I would give WARNING a 7/10 but the very final lines of dialogue with David grated on me and felt wildly at odds with the rest of the movie, so WARNING loses a point for that, but gets a still respectable 6. There are some very low scores on IMDB which I think are grossly unfair and do not really reflect the attempt made by the writers and director. WARNING sets itself up as an existential examination of the human condition and the meaning of life which isn’t always successful, but there is much to like and worth your time if you like smart science-fiction. The film is not perfect, and some people will still find the lack of resolutions problematic. However, at only 85 minutes, you won’t get bored but, if you want a film that answers more questions than it poses, then perhaps WARNING is not for you. WARNING is a film with lofty ambitions which, for me, didn’t quite hit the mark, although I did enjoy it. Ultimately, it cuts itself off from the greatness of the films it pays tribute to by presenting stories that won’t feel fully formed to many and by adding a coda which I am still not sure if it is meant to be funny or not, but which undermines everything that has come before. TODAY ON THE GINGER NUTS OF HORROR WEBSITE PAPERBACKS FROM HELL: |
Ultimately it’s a film about cultural disconnection and alienation, with a lovely dollop of gore and creeptastic creature effects thrown in. |
Deep in the Veracruz jungles, Mexican American journalist Cristina Lopez is held captive by a mysterious bruja, or witch doctor who is convinced she's possessed by a demon. Ultimately her fight for survival becomes one for her soul.
Initial release: October 2020
Director: Christopher Alender
Languages: English; Spanish
Written by: Marcos Gabriel
Produced by: Christa Boarini; T. Justin Ross; David Grove Churchill Viste
A horror film review by Sam Kurd
Well despite initial appearances, this is definitely not one of those films.
The Old Ways is the second feature from director Christopher Alender and screenwriter Marcos Gabriel, who previously collaborated on Memorial Day and… er… Muppets Now. Though this is something of a special effects extravaganza, there are certainly no felt monsters with ping pong ball eyes on display here (though that would be pretty hilarious).
Brigitte Kali Canales (Fear the Walking Dead) is Cristina, an investigative reporter who has returned from the States to Veracruz, where she lived as a child, in order to investigate an ancient site called La Boca, rumoured to be cursed. Unfortunately for her she is abducted and held against her will.
She’s defiant at first, raging against her captors, pleading for release. Despite her heritage, she doesn’t speak any Spanish – but her cousin Miranda (Andrea Cortés) is there to explain – it seems Cristina may be possessed by an evil spirit, and an exorcism is required to save her soul, whether she wants it or not. Cue a procession of rituals held by a wise woman (Julie Vera), a bruja, attempting to draw out the demon. Cristina starts to see and hear terrible things, but between whatever her captors have given her and the heroin withdrawal she goes through, could all this be pure hallucination? Or is she indeed possessed by a terrible evil?
It’s so refreshing to see an exorcism film through a new cultural lens like this. No ‘power of Christ compels you’, no pea soup and sad priests struggling with their faith. Instead we have a woman who has absolute conviction in her faith, practising an art that was handed down to her through the generations since ancient times. And we have a possessee whose broken past and broken connection to her cultural roots left her wide open to desecration by the demon Postekhi, the “death god of broken things”. Perhaps the film doesn’t revolutionise the exorcism subgenre, but it’s a rich tapestry and backdrop to set it against.
The acting is mostly great – Canales gets a little wobbly at times during the more introspective parts of her journey, but for the most part she really sells the peril and gives a great physical performance during the rituals. Julie Vera as Luz the Bruja is at once mysterious and aloof but surprisingly tender; you can tell that she feels for the suffering of those she has to help. She and Canales play off each other very well.
It’s a tense rollercoaster of a film, swiftly going from toe-curling suspense (the sequence with the snakes had my heart firmly lodged in my mouth!) to spooling out just enough of Cristina’s back story to make us go ‘ok, I see…’ before dropping us into another bout of terror. It looks gorgeous, never drags and even though the ending isn’t exactly unpredictable it’s definitely more than satisfying Oh, and the soundtrack by Lovett is bloody brilliant, I’m listening to it as I write.
Ultimately it’s a film about cultural disconnection and alienation, with a lovely dollop of gore and creeptastic creature effects thrown in.
If you liked Drag Me to Hell but want to see something a little bit less goofy and a lot less racist (let’s be real, I love me some Drag Me to Hell but it is kind of hella racist), this is the one to go for!
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