oh no August Hill is trapped in a horror franchise

OH NO I’M STUCK IN A HORROR




This is a new, hopefully fun short interview template, where you imagine you are trapped in a series of horror books and films, it’s meant to be a lighthearted way to talk about the thing you want to promote without directly talking about it.  As with all of the other templates, please include a biography, the product you want to promote, any social media links or links to purchase your stuff at the end of the article and please attach a profile picture that we can use in the article.


You wake up and find yourself in a horror franchise, what franchise would you prefer to wake up in and why?
I’d prefer to wake up in the Jaws franchise. I don’t like the ocean very much, so I wouldn’t go in anyway. Therefore, I’d have nothing to worry about.



You find yourself as the “Final One”  which monster / villain would you most like to go up against ands why do you think you would survive?
I’d prefer to go up against the killers from “X” by Ti West. They’re both old as hell and could easily be avoided or defeated as long as you know they’re the threat. They’re literally beaten because they fall over.



And which creature would you least like to go up against?
The Thing





You find yourself in Scooby Doo, which character are you, and who would most like to have as the other members of Mystery Inc?

I’m definitely Scooby. I’m scared and I can run real fast. I’d pick my brother to be shaggy. We both know running is the best answer to all monster related problems. My dad should be Fred, cuz he’s the planner. And my two sisters could be Daphne and Velma.





Pinhead pops round for an evening of fun, what are you pains and pleasures?
It’d be utter torture if he made me watch any romance related movies. However, if he popped in a horror VHS or two, then I’d be very happy.




The Wishmaster gives you three wishes

1.  You can wish to write in any franchise
2. You can wipe on franchise from the minds of everyone
3. You can date your horror crush

What do you chose?

1. I’d wish to write in A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise
2. I’d erase the paranormal activity franchise.
3. I’d date Kirby Reed. She’s played by Hayden Panettiere in Scream 4.


Bio:
After receiving an education at the University of Massachusetts in Amherst, August Hill started writing Division X, a supernatural horror filled with dark humor, adventure, and sinister creatures that leap off the pages.
His love for all things spooky and scary was unleashed when he discovered Jurassic Park at four years old and the R. L. Stine Goosebumps collection in elementary school. He holds a huge appreciation for 80’s horror and is partial to fun, dark, and witty ensemble casting with younger heroes. Some of his favorite influences include The Lost Boys, Aliens, Gremlins, and An American Werewolf in London to name a few.


Division X is the name of my new release, and you can find it on amazon.
    
    If you’re looking to find out more about me, my website is augusthillauthor.com.
    My Instagram handle is r.augusthill

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