 OH NO I’M STUCK IN A HORROR This is a new, hopefully fun short interview template, where you imagine you are trapped in a series of horror books and films, it’s meant to be a lighthearted way to talk about the thing you want to promote without directly talking about it. As with all of the other templates, please include a biography, the product you want to promote, any social media links or links to purchase your stuff at the end of the article and please attach a profile picture that we can use in the article. You wake up and find yourself in a horror franchise, what franchise would you prefer to wake up in and why? I could give a very cheap answer here. For example, choosing something like Jaws doesn’t put me in a different environment, and all I have to do is avoid the water until Chief Brody kills the shark. I will, for the purposes of this interview, try not to be boring. I would have to go with the Saw franchise. Believe it or not, I think this would be the easiest to survive. So many traps have work arounds and ways to escape without seriously maiming yourself. You find yourself as the “Final One” which monster / villain would you most like to go up against and why do you think you would survive? This is tough. I’ll be honest: I fit the stereotypical criteria to be a final girl in a horror movie, but I think I would probably die pretty fast. I can’t run and I would probably freeze up and panic when trying to deal with a real life threat. Assuming that I somehow miraculously avoided these two factors, I would choose Ghostface. Unlike most horror villains, he is not a supernatural entity. More often than not, he’s just a person. People can be killed, supernatural entities can not. I could also probably pull a Randy Meeks with horror knowledge too, so I would figure out the rules pretty easily. And which creature would you least like to go up against? Probably Cujo. I would highkey let the dog kill me, as I would never want to hurt a dog. Another answer would be Chucky or Pennywise. They feed right into my automatonophobia. You find yourself in Scooby Doo, which character are you, and who would most like to have as the other members of Mystery Inc? I’m Velma. Allow me to share the evidence.  This was my friend group’s Halloween costume in 2018! Also, when I was a baby, the Scooby Doo gang was my imaginary friend. I would probably keep around the whole group for nostalgic reasons, but my friends are cool, too. Pinhead pops round for an evening of fun, what are you pains and pleasures? Oh my, what a question. I am going to keep this PG for obvious reasons. Pains: I really can’t stand rude or arrogant people. Pleasure: I love animals. I have three dogs, a guinea pig, a fish, and a bearded dragon. I also volunteer at an animal shelter. My favorite thing to do is probably to spend time with my dog, Kona. She’s my best friend. I also love writing, reading, learning jiu-jitsu, and coloring. So I guess Pinhead is making me witness Karens in the wild? The Wishmaster gives you three wishes: 1. You can wish to write in any franchise 2. You can wipe out franchise from the minds of everyone 3. You can date your horror crush What do you choose?
 That’s all, folks! Thank you very much to Ginger Nuts of Horror for the interview. I am beyond honored. My name is Casey Masterson. I am a horror writer with a short story, “Shock,” coming out in Dark Matter Magazine’s 2022 Halloween Edition. This will be my first official publication, but I do have some stories in my undergraduate university’s literary magazine, The Normal Review. When I am not writing, I’m a full-time teen library assistant. You can find me over on Twitter, Instagram, and my Dark Matter Magazine’s author page. Links will be down below. Feel free to reach out! Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaseejedimaster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mastersonc27/ Dark Matter Magazine author page: https://darkmattermagazine.com/authors/casey-masterson/ photo for profile picture credit to Edward DuCoin CHECK OUT TODAY'S OTHER ARTICLES BELOW
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