 You wake up and find yourself in a horror franchise, what franchise would you prefer to wake up in and why? Hellraiser. I would definitely make a good Cenobite. You find yourself as the “Final One” which monster / villain would you most like to go up against ands why do you think you would survive? John Carpenter’s The Thing. MacReady and I are wired the same: focused, cool-headed monster killers willing to die to protect others. We survive because we refuse to allow emotions to overrule intellect. Also, we both flourish in extremely cold environments. And which creature would you least like to go up against? The Dark Seekers in I Am Legend. Definitely one of the top horror movies ever made, in my opinion. The solitude; the eerie quiet; Will Smith’s spot-on acting. Just so well done. And those strong, fast-moving people-eaters are just awful! The scene where Will follows his dog into the dark building; sneaks up on a nest of them in stasis, breathing in a circle; and he tries to walk backwards without them discovering: this is the most suspenseful scene in horror moviedom. Those creatures are the worst, but I would not like to get slowly digested inside Shai-Hulud’s giant Dune sandworm’s gut, either. You find yourself in Scooby Doo, which character are you, and who would most like to have as the other members of Mystery Inc? I’m Fred, except not dressed like a sixties douchey mod trust fund mutant. I’d definitely keep Shaggy and Scooby for comic relief. Daphne and Velma: what boy growing up in the Seventies didn’t have a crush on those two? Keeping all four in my Mystery Machine for sure. Pinhead pops round for an evening of fun, what are you pains and pleasures? Tony Masi, the producer of Hellraiser: Evolutions is a friend of 20 years! Me and Jamie Clayton, the new Pinhead, equipped with 28/0 stainless steel hooks and chains would definitely test some limits. Such fun! The Wishmaster gives you three wishes 1. You can wish to write in any franchise 2. You can wipe on franchise from the minds of everyone 3. You can date your horror crush What do you chose? 1) I LOVE Clive Barker’s writing. To pair up with him would be a dream job. 2) Pet Sematary. Stephen King’s creepy, scary, perfectly written hard-hitting horror story turned into a banal movie franchise. It needs a complete do-over with King closely advising the new producer. The new focus must be on Louis Creed’s grief. Also please lose the music soundtrack. Quiet is spooky! At some point many years ago, movie-makers started adding loud musical scores to horror movies. Consider two major successes: Halloween and Shawshank Redemption. What do you hear? Ominous single piano notes in Halloween; sparing, tasteful piano throughout Shawshank with a string section added at climactic moments. In most every other horror movie, the music pulls the viewer out of creepy tingles; also it dates the movie. Pet Sematary movies must be erased from every mind. Read the book! 3) Daphne Blake from Scooby Doo. I simply cannot resist a redhead in a purple top, dress, pink pantyhose, matchy-matchy shoes, a plastic purple headband and a green scarf. I am rendered powerless inside the alluring, captivating, enchanting gravitational force of Daphne’s event horizon. The Undertaker's Daughter: A Novel of Supernatural Horror Paperback Anna Dingel is an introverted, socially inept 18-year-old raised in the family funeral home. And for some reason, her classmate Timmy—the one in the band—likes her too. After a makeover from her best friend Naomi, Anna breaks away to see him perform live, but the leader of a bad school clique attempts to assault Anna in the parking lot. Once the leader is released from jail, so begins an ever-widening maelstrom of cruel retribution, turning Anna and Timmy’s summer of love into a nightmare. In an attempt to frighten the bullies into peace, Anna and Naomi experiment with recently revealed old Jewish magic. But this ancient Abrahamic ritual doesn’t go as planned. The eldritch power Anna has unleashed takes dark and unexpected turns, endangering those she loves and forcing her to decide who she is and who she wants to be. This spine-tingling supernatural horror story is about love, forgiveness, and consequences. Expect surprise twists throughout, as children learn not to play with dead things. Publisher : Hellbender Books (25 Oct. 2022) Language : English Paperback : 230 pages ISBN-10 : 1620069563 ISBN-13 : 978-1620069561 CHECK OUT TODAY'S OTHER ARTICLES BELOW  THE HEART AND SOUL OF HORROR PROMOTION WEBSITES Comments are closed.
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